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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #120 on: November 16, 2018, 06:53:37 PM »
I am trying to see what I can get from the sodding iCloud, but I have forgotten my bastard password  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #121 on: November 16, 2018, 06:56:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2018, 06:53:37 PM
I am trying to see what I can get from the sodding iCloud, but I have forgotten my bastard password  Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #122 on: November 16, 2018, 07:14:16 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 16, 2018, 06:36:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2018, 06:15:50 PM
Went up to London to meet Suzi (and another lady) for lunch. Had also arranged to have a coffee with the Jewish Lady Vicar nearby.

Lost my footing at the top of the up-escalator at Leicester Square and fell BACKWARDS down the escalator, crashing into a woman with a suit case 2 steps behind me who also toppled backwards. Bloke behind her managed to catch both of us and we arrived at the top of the escalator in a heap.

In the midst of this I managed to toss my phone on the the slidey bit in the middle where it shot off   downhill at high speed Banghead  Nice lady with the suitcase left her bag with me and set off on the down escalator to retrieve it. A man from TfL arrived to find out what was going on.

WHile I was trying to explain the lady returned empty handed.

TfL man and I set off on the down escalator and I spotted my phone lodged behind a STAND ON THE RIGHT sign. We got to the bottom and set off again on the UP escalator where we bvoth saw a Chinese guy retrieve the phone and slip it into his pocket. TfL guy gave chase but no luck, "It's Chinatown out there."

He tried calling and texting the phone but no luck  cussing:

By now I had missed the JLV (who was trying to call me, I now find) and I then headed to the Vodafone shop on Long Acre, had my old phone cancelled, got a new SIM for the new phone I got recently which is still in its box (in my car in Brighton) and I arrived sweaty and furious for lunch.

I am now trying to set up the new bastard phone and seem to have lost ALL my contacts and all my photos, including many of Miss I and the Boy! sad24:


And while I have been sorting all this phone stuff out Mr Stew has boiled dry and has filled the whole fucking house with smoke  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I have all the windows open  cussing:


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How's the laptop BM ?  whistle:
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #123 on: November 16, 2018, 07:15:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2018, 06:38:23 PM
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I have even lost the numbers for Miss I and the Boy  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Have you got an online account for your phone ?

Your bills should have a listing of calls
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #124 on: November 16, 2018, 07:17:27 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2018, 07:14:16 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 16, 2018, 06:36:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2018, 06:15:50 PM
Went up to London to meet Suzi (and another lady) for lunch. Had also arranged to have a coffee with the Jewish Lady Vicar nearby.

Lost my footing at the top of the up-escalator at Leicester Square and fell BACKWARDS down the escalator, crashing into a woman with a suit case 2 steps behind me who also toppled backwards. Bloke behind her managed to catch both of us and we arrived at the top of the escalator in a heap.

In the midst of this I managed to toss my phone on the the slidey bit in the middle where it shot off   downhill at high speed Banghead  Nice lady with the suitcase left her bag with me and set off on the down escalator to retrieve it. A man from TfL arrived to find out what was going on.

WHile I was trying to explain the lady returned empty handed.

TfL man and I set off on the down escalator and I spotted my phone lodged behind a STAND ON THE RIGHT sign. We got to the bottom and set off again on the UP escalator where we bvoth saw a Chinese guy retrieve the phone and slip it into his pocket. TfL guy gave chase but no luck, "It's Chinatown out there."

He tried calling and texting the phone but no luck  cussing:

By now I had missed the JLV (who was trying to call me, I now find) and I then headed to the Vodafone shop on Long Acre, had my old phone cancelled, got a new SIM for the new phone I got recently which is still in its box (in my car in Brighton) and I arrived sweaty and furious for lunch.

I am now trying to set up the new bastard phone and seem to have lost ALL my contacts and all my photos, including many of Miss I and the Boy! sad24:


And while I have been sorting all this phone stuff out Mr Stew has boiled dry and has filled the whole fucking house with smoke  Banghead Banghead Banghead

I have all the windows open  cussing:


happy001

How's the laptop BM ?  whistle:

Up for sale as 'parts or repair'...  cry:
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #125 on: November 16, 2018, 07:21:28 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2018, 07:15:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2018, 06:38:23 PM
sad32: sad32: sad32:

I have even lost the numbers for Miss I and the Boy  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Have you got an online account for your phone ?

Your bills should have a listing of calls

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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #126 on: November 16, 2018, 07:27:03 PM »
A girl just tries to help  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #127 on: November 16, 2018, 07:50:56 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2018, 07:15:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2018, 06:38:23 PM
sad32: sad32: sad32:

I have even lost the numbers for Miss I and the Boy  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Have you got an online account for your phone ?

Your bills should have a listing of calls

Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Boiler Repair Man
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Boiler Repair Man
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Fire Brigade
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Rejected call to Washing Machine Repair Man
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #128 on: November 16, 2018, 07:58:49 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #129 on: November 16, 2018, 08:13:22 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 16, 2018, 07:50:56 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2018, 07:15:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2018, 06:38:23 PM
sad32: sad32: sad32:

I have even lost the numbers for Miss I and the Boy  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Have you got an online account for your phone ?

Your bills should have a listing of calls

Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Boiler Repair Man
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Boiler Repair Man
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Fire Brigade
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Rejected call to Washing Machine Repair Man
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #130 on: November 16, 2018, 08:20:37 PM »
Everyone is being horrid. How would you feel if I had died in amn escalator disaster at Leicester Sq, eh?

It would put Wandsworth Commongate to shame   noooo:


























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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #131 on: November 16, 2018, 08:32:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2018, 08:13:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 16, 2018, 07:50:56 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on November 16, 2018, 07:15:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2018, 06:38:23 PM
sad32: sad32: sad32:

I have even lost the numbers for Miss I and the Boy  sad24: sad24: sad24:

Have you got an online account for your phone ?

Your bills should have a listing of calls

Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Boiler Repair Man
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Boiler Repair Man
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Fire Brigade
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Rejected call to Washing Machine Repair Man
Reverse charge call from The Boy
Reverse charge call from The Boy

 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
happy002 happy002 happy002
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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #132 on: November 16, 2018, 08:33:37 PM »
So who's going to be next in this month of VP calamities?

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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #133 on: November 16, 2018, 08:33:58 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2018, 08:20:37 PM
Everyone is being horrid. How would you feel if I had died in amn escalator disaster at Leicester Sq, eh?

It would put Wandsworth Commongate to shame   noooo:


























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Re: The all new x 15 Nick goes cat sitting in Brighton thread
« Reply #134 on: November 16, 2018, 09:39:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 16, 2018, 08:20:37 PM
Everyone is being horrid. How would you feel if I had died in amn escalator disaster at Leicester Sq, eh?

It would put Wandsworth Commongate to shame   noooo:


 rubschin:

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Going Underground...by the Jammed  lol:
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