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Things that just disappear
« on: September 09, 2007, 08:58:44 AM »
Happens a lot in our house, and I usually get the blame. Mrs Nick's specs, three sets of house keys, the address book. All vanished.

Now it is an entire sofa cover. WHEN did that go walkies and WTF can it be? Mrs Nick reckons I have thrown it out, but why would I (even bother to) do that? I will have to go a hunting shortly. confused:
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2007, 09:04:25 AM »
Happens a lot in our house, and I usually get the blame. Mrs Nick's specs, three sets of house keys, the address book. All vanished.

Now it is an entire sofa cover. WHEN did that go walkies and WTF can it be? Mrs Nick reckons I have thrown it out, but why would I (even bother to) do that? I will have to go a hunting shortly. confused:
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2007, 10:01:02 AM »
Happens a lot in our house, and I usually get the blame. Mrs Nick's specs, three sets of house keys, the address book. All vanished.

Now it is an entire sofa cover. WHEN did that go walkies and WTF can it be? Mrs Nick reckons I have thrown it out, but why would I (even bother to) do that? I will have to go a hunting shortly. confused:
I bet the cat pissed on it and The Boy dumped it...  whistle:

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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2007, 11:19:03 AM »
its pens here, we had  abag with around 100 pens in it, it's now down to 3. Mrs C always blames jnr, but iv'e just had a rifle through our bedroom and found 6 of them.

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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2007, 11:35:15 AM »
its pens here, we had  abag with around 100 pens in it, it's now down to 3. Mrs C always blames jnr, but iv'e just had a rifle through our bedroom and found 6 of them.


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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2007, 02:07:12 PM »
Well. I have searched the whole house. It has vanished noooo: How??
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2007, 03:28:48 PM »
Well. I have searched the whole house. It has vanished noooo: How??

This sofa cover ~ it wasn't what the Sunday Magazines refer to as a "THROW" was it?  whistle:
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2007, 03:30:14 PM »
No. evil:

Mrs Nick is convinced I have hidden it from her. SHe even insisted on searching my car (and found the evacuated fire extinguisher thingy in the boot - which caused further "questioning"). I am about to go an search her car. Angry9:
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2007, 03:42:04 PM »
We once spend months looking for Mrs Snoopy's old "Nursery Carpet" ~ cotton, large and v expensive to buy nowadays. Then we remembered that the Fire Brigade had used it to stop up a hole in the roof of our last house, when a storm brought half the chimney down through the tiles. The Brigade (just to give the details for those who I know will demand them) had been summoned as there was a danger of further damage (a gale was blowing and it was 2 o'clock in the morning ~ you try finding a builder). The Fire Officers bunged up the hole with a "Bit of old carpet we found in the loft" and then sheeted the roof with tarpaulins ~ leaving us to get it sorted the next day. Heroes all I felt at the time. BUT the point is we forgot about the carpet until we came to look for it after we moved two years later. It then took months before the penny dropped.
I should search any out buildings, attics, lofts and garages as well Nick. It'll be there somewhere and then someone will clap a hand to their forehead and say "Of Course ~ don't you remember when ..... "  doh:
Go back over every leak, draught, cover needed in a hurry for whatever reason, that has happened since you last saw it. That's what we ended up doing

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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2007, 03:45:42 PM »
I can't imagine we used the sofa cover to repair the roof - not even we would do that! And we don't let the Fire Brigade in.

I think it must be in a cupboard somewhere (unless Mrs Nick has put it in her loft). She insisted we search the cellar earlier too. No sign.

I can hear her rummaging upstairs now. SHe may even find her specs!
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2007, 04:14:33 PM »
(unless Mrs Nick has put it in her loft).

Her loft?  eeek:

You have His & Her lofts?  noooo:

An ex girlfriend of mine once hid my watch on the grounds that I was obsessed with timing  evil:. I stupidly complied for a couple of days and then, experiment over I asked for it back. Guess what?

I managed to lose her too not long after  evil:
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2007, 04:19:43 PM »
No, I have no loft.

This is getting worse. She announced a short time ago that she was going out to get a birthday card. She then came back and tapped me for some cash BECAUSE SHE HAS LOST HER HANDBAG!

The Boy wanted to go with her but evidently changed his mind at some late stage. I now discover that she has taken both her and my house keys. I am locked in the house and The Boy is outside yelling through the letterbox that he "needs the toilet." I can do nothing shrugs:

I have just yelled at him to go in the garden. Hope it's only a Number one eeek:
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2007, 04:23:39 PM »
Can't you open a ground floor window and drag him in? 

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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2007, 04:24:22 PM »
Our ground floor windows are about 7 feet off the ground.

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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2007, 04:32:39 PM »
Get your version in first ~ Call her mobile and tell her what she has done .... then tell her the Boy is taking a crap in the shrubbery. Time how long it takes her to get home.   whistle:
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