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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2007, 08:37:40 AM »
Landlady! We thought you were under the patio?
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2007, 08:57:07 AM »
Or has the Barman hacked her account in order to stave off the rumours?  rubschin:

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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2007, 08:58:18 AM »
That thought had crossed my mind too. NOw how can she prove it's her? Perhaps we ought to have hada  special question for her, like wot banks do. Memorable address or summat.
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #33 on: September 11, 2007, 09:47:29 AM »
This is a bit like "Psycho" isn't it.
Have you noticed that we never see them in the same room at the same time?
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2007, 12:54:53 PM »
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #35 on: September 11, 2007, 12:56:04 PM »
She is dead and Barman is brewing more beer noooo:
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #36 on: September 11, 2007, 12:59:16 PM »
She is dead and Barman is brewing more beer noooo:
I did just tell her that if she left her mobile 'phone downstairs again I'd give her a whack!  cussing:

Luckily she didn't hear me...  scared2:
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #37 on: September 11, 2007, 01:08:12 PM »
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #38 on: September 11, 2007, 01:08:49 PM »
It is only us keeping a roof over their heads that stops the lot of them wandering the streets with a Tesco trolley full of cats and gin bottles.

I have the cats but no gin bottles or Tesco over here - what to do?!?!?


I'm sure you'll think of something!  wimmen always do...  noooo:

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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #39 on: September 11, 2007, 01:10:01 PM »
Little House on the Prairie?
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #40 on: September 11, 2007, 01:29:21 PM »
Little House on the Prairie?

Bugger off Nick!  evil:

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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #41 on: September 11, 2007, 01:30:57 PM »
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #42 on: September 11, 2007, 01:31:16 PM »
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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #43 on: September 11, 2007, 01:37:16 PM »
Little House on the Prairie?

Bugger off Nick!  evil:
It does actually!  point:

YOU weren't supposed to know that  evil:  YOU were in hospital!

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Re: Things that just disappear
« Reply #44 on: September 11, 2007, 01:38:24 PM »
Ummm I think he may have read back to ensure that she didn't embarass him. Alternatively if LL = BM then of course he would know!  eeek: