Things that just disappear

[Barman]

You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers 

If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak 

First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.

Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????

Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo 

What are you planning not to wear when you pose for me?

She says 'her smile'... 

[Snoopy]

You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers 

If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak 

First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.

Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????

Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo 

What are you planning not to wear when you pose for me?

She says 'her smile'... 

Bless her. That's what Marilyn Monroe was reputed to have said she wore in bed "Chanel No5 and a smile"

[Barman]

You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers 

If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak 

First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.

Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????

Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo 

What are you planning not to wear when you pose for me?

She says 'her smile'... 

Bless her. That's what Marilyn Monroe was reputed to have said she wore in bed "Chanel No5 and a smile"

Don't get your hopes up... 

[Snoopy]

You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers 

If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak 

First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.

Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????

Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo 

What are you planning not to wear when you pose for me?

She says 'her smile'... 

Bless her. That's what Marilyn Monroe was reputed to have said she wore in bed "Chanel No5 and a smile"

Don't get your hopes up... 

I can work from photographs if preferred.

[Misunderstood]

I have not disappeared - under the patio or otherwise!
I am truly landlady, not Barman - I am sensitive and caring like all females!
I have been very busy, am still very busy, it's all barmans fault for doing no sodding paperwork.
I will be back soon but probably not until after the Uk visit - leave here this Sunday 16th Sept , back aagin 1st Oct.
Then I pack Barman off to the UK 5th to 15th Oct 

Wenchy - if you see BM on late at night and the threads are going 'that way'  then you have full authoirty to do nasty things to himon behalf in my absence.....

I will bring you all backa stick of rock - of course 

Nails have gronw too long - hence zillions of typo's 

OK I give in       Deffo Landlady!   

[Sour Puss]

You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers 

If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak 

First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.

Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????

Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo 

Never too scared, if you drive one hour this way and I drive one hour your way we could meet in the middle. I can even send a map I prepared earlier. All evenings and most afternoons 17th to 20th OK for me. Over to you.

[Bar Wench]

Wenchy - if you see BM on late at night and the threads are going 'that way'  then you have full authoirty to do nasty things to himon behalf in my absence.....

I hadn't seen this bit! 

[Barman]

Wenchy - if you see BM on late at night and the threads are going 'that way'  then you have full authoirty to do nasty things to himon behalf in my absence.....

I hadn't seen this bit! 

Bugger!

I?ll have to keep my ?that way? threads to the weekends when you are noticeable only by your absence Wenchy! 

[Bar Wench]

I was busy! Wasted trip to Womble town to visit shops that were empty or closed. Trip to Sutton only to leave purchases at the till. Then yesterday I was at the local PYO and Wing Yip. Some of us have a life you know beyond demolishing our homes. 

[Darwins Selection]

I was busy! Wasted trip to Womble town to visit shops that were empty or closed. Trip to Sutton only to leave purchases at the till. Then yesterday I was at the local PYO and Wing Yip. Some of us have a life you know beyond demolishing our homes. 

Which of us precisely?

[Nick]

Not me

[Misunderstood]

Wenchy - if you see BM on late at night and the threads are going 'that way'  then you have full authoirty to do nasty things to himon behalf in my absence.....

I hadn't seen this bit! 

Bugger!

I?ll have to keep my ?that way? threads to the weekends when you are noticeable only by your absence Wenchy! 

No matter, we'll have to keep checking in the 'Boys corner'.... 

[Sour Puss]

You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers 

If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak 

First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.

Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????

Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo 

Never too scared, if you drive one hour this way and I drive one hour your way we could meet in the middle. I can even send a map I prepared earlier. All evenings and most afternoons 17th to 20th OK for me. Over to you.

Barman does Landlady have access to this thread in the UK?

[Misunderstood]

You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers 

If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak 

First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.

Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????

Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo 

Never too scared, if you drive one hour this way and I drive one hour your way we could meet in the middle. I can even send a map I prepared earlier. All evenings and most afternoons 17th to 20th OK for me. Over to you.

Barman does Landlady have access to this thread in the UK?

From under the patio it might be a tad difficult...   Oooops!  I have said too much. 

[Barman]

You are all quote lovely but totally bonkers 

If anyone is serious and would like to meet up I am up for it, so to speak 

First week Mon 17 to Thurs 20 will be in the Berkshire area, that w/e will be travelling to Epsom to start retail therapy week.

Daytimes would be difficult due to vsiiting Mother in nursing home and similar commitments but early evening ish sometime over the two week timesacle should be achievable - I will have wheels, not on me but on a motor vehicle fondly known as the purple turtle (little nissan brum brum) so whatdoyathink?????

Or are you all tooooooooooooooooo 

Never too scared, if you drive one hour this way and I drive one hour your way we could meet in the middle. I can even send a map I prepared earlier. All evenings and most afternoons 17th to 20th OK for me. Over to you.

Barman does Landlady have access to this thread in the UK?

Yes...