Worrying signs

[Miss Demeanour]

Last night our neighbours on the left hand side called and gave us lots of goodies of a sweet and savoury nature they had made .

We graciously received these 

This morning neighbours form the right hand side popped round with a dish full of food they had made for us 

Now either - we have been declared bankrupt whilst on our little trip oop north and can no longer afford the basic essentials ; or we have had a bereavement that at the moment we have no knowledge of ; both sets of neighbours have never done this before 

[Nick]

Or they are trying to poison you...........

[Miss Demeanour]

There is that option 

My will is in the bottom drawer if you need to locate it . 

[Steve]

There is that option 

My will is in the bottom drawer if you need to locate it . 

Who gets your axe?

I dread to think who gets the Brat

[Miss Demeanour]

Jeez ...I wouldn't wish The Brat on any of you 

The axe will need to go to BM for the VP trophy cupboard with all those prizes that have yet to be shipped to anyone 

[Barman]

Jeez ...I wouldn't wish The Brat on any of you 

The axe will need to go to BM for the VP trophy cupboard with all those prizes that have yet to be shipped to anyone 

 

[Nick]

Jeez ...I wouldn't wish The Brat on any of you 

The axe will need to go to BM for the VP trophy cupboard with all those prizes that have yet to be shipped to anyone 

Leave it to LL, you say? 

[Nick]

It's a clever murder method. Each neighbour includes a compound (or summat) in their foody gift which only becomes deadly when mixed with a different compound in the other neighbour's food.  Neither can get charged with poisoning you as what they each gave you was harmless 

There could be munny in this 

[Steve]

It's a clever murder method. Each neighbour includes a compound (or summat) in their foody gift which only becomes deadly when mixed with a different compound in the other neighbour's food.  Neither can get charged with poisoning you as what they each gave you was harmless 

There could be munny in this 

The patent office await your submission

But does look a clever wheeze

[Miss Demeanour]

It will be included in next weeks Midsomer 

[Darwins Selection]

Last night our neighbours on the left hand side called and gave us lots of goodies of a sweet and savoury nature they had made .

We graciously received these 

This morning neighbours form the right hand side popped round with a dish full of food they had made for us 

Now either - we have been declared bankrupt whilst on our little trip oop north and can no longer afford the basic essentials ; or we have had a bereavement that at the moment we have no knowledge of ; both sets of neighbours have never done this before 

When did you last see the Brat?

Is this some kind of Sweeney Todd thing? 

[Nick]

Mr Darwin, sir!!  I had my black suit cleaned   

[Darwins Selection]

Mr Darwin, sir!!  I had my black suit cleaned   

I do have duties outside the VP you know. 

Once I remember what they are. 

[Nick]

Turnip trading?

[Miss Demeanour]

Last night our neighbours on the left hand side called and gave us lots of goodies of a sweet and savoury nature they had made .

We graciously received these 

This morning neighbours form the right hand side popped round with a dish full of food they had made for us 

Now either - we have been declared bankrupt whilst on our little trip oop north and can no longer afford the basic essentials ; or we have had a bereavement that at the moment we have no knowledge of ; both sets of neighbours have never done this before 

When did you last see the Brat?

Is this some kind of Sweeney Todd thing? 

She is off on her travels in the Far East