Rearranging Deckchairs...

[Just One More]

SLap some tarmac on it, you say?

I'll bloody slap something 

[Miss Demeanour]

Your thigh  ...the old ones are the best   

[Nick]

She's behind you!

[Barman]

SLap some tarmac on it, you say?

Bung some cement in the holes...? 

[Grumpmeister]

SLap some tarmac on it, you say?

Bung some cement in the holes...? 

Could that work? Pump out the water deposits and fill the voids with concrete in order to increase the ground strength. 

[Barman]

Our friends house is moving 60cm per year... she has had to have all the utilities (water, electricity, telephone) extended with 'loops' in the cables and pipes so they can keep up with the house...

...the good news is that she gets closer to the beach every day so the house must be increasing in value! 

[Nick]

You should make her an offer for it, while there is still time 

[Barman]

SLap some tarmac on it, you say?

Bung some cement in the holes...? 

Could that work? Pump out the water deposits and fill the voids with concrete in order to increase the ground strength. 

In a sane world they would surely start pumping water out like TODAY and see if it helps...

...but the pipes and stuff would apparently cost €20M - god knows why - so it isn't happening anytime soon... 

[Barman]

You should make her an offer for it, while there is still time 

They have a mortgage on the fecker! 

[Steve]

SLap some tarmac on it, you say?

Bung some cement in the holes...? 

Could that work? Pump out the water deposits and fill the voids with concrete in order to increase the ground strength. 

In a sane world they would surely start pumping water out like TODAY and see if it helps...

...but the pipes and stuff would apparently cost €20M - god knows why - so it isn't happening anytime soon... 

Is there anyone in local or national government in Cyprus that could actually organise a piss up in a brewery?

[Nick]

SLap some tarmac on it, you say?

Bung some cement in the holes...? 

Could that work? Pump out the water deposits and fill the voids with concrete in order to increase the ground strength. 

In a sane world they would surely start pumping water out like TODAY and see if it helps...

...but the pipes and stuff would apparently cost €20M - god knows why - so it isn't happening anytime soon... 

Is there anyone in local or national government in Cyprus that could actually organise a piss up in a brewery?

BM could stand for election.................................

























































Oh 

[Barman]

SLap some tarmac on it, you say?

Bung some cement in the holes...? 

Could that work? Pump out the water deposits and fill the voids with concrete in order to increase the ground strength. 

In a sane world they would surely start pumping water out like TODAY and see if it helps...

...but the pipes and stuff would apparently cost €20M - god knows why - so it isn't happening anytime soon... 

Is there anyone in local or national government in Cyprus that could actually organise a piss up in a brewery?

 

[Grumpmeister]

SLap some tarmac on it, you say?

Bung some cement in the holes...? 

Could that work? Pump out the water deposits and fill the voids with concrete in order to increase the ground strength. 

In a sane world they would surely start pumping water out like TODAY and see if it helps...

...but the pipes and stuff would apparently cost €20M - god knows why - so it isn't happening anytime soon... 

Is there anyone in local or national government in Cyprus that could actually organise a piss up in a brewery?

 

Given just how seismically active Cyprus is you'd think that even an idiot would be able to pull their head out of their arse and do something. If the ground strength is that compromised all it's going to take is one strong earthquake nearby for a catastrophe. 

[Barman]

SLap some tarmac on it, you say?

Bung some cement in the holes...? 

Could that work? Pump out the water deposits and fill the voids with concrete in order to increase the ground strength. 

In a sane world they would surely start pumping water out like TODAY and see if it helps...

...but the pipes and stuff would apparently cost €20M - god knows why - so it isn't happening anytime soon... 

Is there anyone in local or national government in Cyprus that could actually organise a piss up in a brewery?

 

Given just how seismically active Cyprus is you'd think that even an idiot would be able to pull their head out of their arse and do something. If the ground strength is that compromised all it's going to take is one strong earthquake nearby for a catastrophe. 

Tis all about who pays...

At the moment it is convenient to blame a handful of expats for buying from dodgy builders... 

Until somebody dies obvs.

[Just One More]

Your thigh  ...the old ones are the best   

Less of the "old" you