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Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Reply #255 on: June 13, 2019, 03:32:57 AM »
Yay! We're on the tellybox again....  noooo:

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Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Reply #256 on: June 13, 2019, 10:41:51 AM »
Yay! We're on the tellybox again....  noooo:

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Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Reply #258 on: June 19, 2019, 03:40:44 PM »
At least you can see it coming BM..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7158851/Couple-devastated-850-000-Norfolk-Broads-cottage-develops-severe-tilt-overnight.html

The Daily Fail sent a reporter and photographer out here a couple of weeks ago, hasn't made it into the paper or on-line yet...
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Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Reply #259 on: June 19, 2019, 03:42:05 PM »
At least you can see it coming BM..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7158851/Couple-devastated-850-000-Norfolk-Broads-cottage-develops-severe-tilt-overnight.html

The Daily Fail sent a reporter and photographer out here a couple of weeks ago, hasn't made it into the paper or on-line yet...

You are assuming they managed to find their way back to the office  whistle:
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Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Reply #260 on: June 19, 2019, 08:14:16 PM »
Yep ..they will still be on holiday . Sorry I mean investigating  ;D
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Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Reply #261 on: June 19, 2019, 09:39:35 PM »
At least you can see it coming BM..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7158851/Couple-devastated-850-000-Norfolk-Broads-cottage-develops-severe-tilt-overnight.html

The Daily Fail sent a reporter and photographer out here a couple of weeks ago, hasn't made it into the paper or on-line yet...

Did they try to follow YOUR directions......... ::)

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Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Reply #262 on: June 20, 2019, 03:35:05 AM »
At least you can see it coming BM..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7158851/Couple-devastated-850-000-Norfolk-Broads-cottage-develops-severe-tilt-overnight.html

The Daily Fail sent a reporter and photographer out here a couple of weeks ago, hasn't made it into the paper or on-line yet...

Did they try to follow YOUR directions......... ::)

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Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Reply #263 on: July 02, 2019, 11:36:57 PM »
At least you can see it coming BM..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7158851/Couple-devastated-850-000-Norfolk-Broads-cottage-develops-severe-tilt-overnight.html

The Daily Fail sent a reporter and photographer out here a couple of weeks ago, hasn't made it into the paper or on-line yet...

Did they try to follow YOUR directions......... ::)

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Despite being handicapped by Baldymort giving them directions, the reporters have made it back and released their article

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-7206635/Sunshine-dream-ruins-Britons-homes-destroyed-Cyprus-landslides.html
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Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Reply #264 on: July 02, 2019, 11:53:11 PM »
At least you can see it coming BM..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7158851/Couple-devastated-850-000-Norfolk-Broads-cottage-develops-severe-tilt-overnight.html

The Daily Fail sent a reporter and photographer out here a couple of weeks ago, hasn't made it into the paper or on-line yet...

Did they try to follow YOUR directions......... ::)

 evil:

Despite being handicapped by Baldymort giving them directions, the reporters have made it back and released their article

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-7206635/Sunshine-dream-ruins-Britons-homes-destroyed-Cyprus-landslides.html

The 1st pic looks like a retirement home day out ............ whistle:

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Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Reply #265 on: July 02, 2019, 11:57:01 PM »
At least you can see it coming BM..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7158851/Couple-devastated-850-000-Norfolk-Broads-cottage-develops-severe-tilt-overnight.html

The Daily Fail sent a reporter and photographer out here a couple of weeks ago, hasn't made it into the paper or on-line yet...

Did they try to follow YOUR directions......... ::)

 evil:

Despite being handicapped by Baldymort giving them directions, the reporters have made it back and released their article

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-7206635/Sunshine-dream-ruins-Britons-homes-destroyed-Cyprus-landslides.html

The 1st pic looks like a retirement home day out ............ whistle:

Smuggers you say...  whistle:
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Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Reply #266 on: July 03, 2019, 12:07:53 AM »
At least you can see it coming BM..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7158851/Couple-devastated-850-000-Norfolk-Broads-cottage-develops-severe-tilt-overnight.html

The Daily Fail sent a reporter and photographer out here a couple of weeks ago, hasn't made it into the paper or on-line yet...

Did they try to follow YOUR directions......... ::)

 evil:

Despite being handicapped by Baldymort giving them directions, the reporters have made it back and released their article

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-7206635/Sunshine-dream-ruins-Britons-homes-destroyed-Cyprus-landslides.html

The 1st pic looks like a retirement home day out ............ whistle:

Smuggers you say...  whistle:

I have hair .. cussing:   and long trousers ... noooo:

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Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Reply #267 on: July 03, 2019, 03:38:18 AM »
At least you can see it coming BM..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7158851/Couple-devastated-850-000-Norfolk-Broads-cottage-develops-severe-tilt-overnight.html

The Daily Fail sent a reporter and photographer out here a couple of weeks ago, hasn't made it into the paper or on-line yet...

Did they try to follow YOUR directions......... ::)

 evil:

Despite being handicapped by Baldymort giving them directions, the reporters have made it back and released their article

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-7206635/Sunshine-dream-ruins-Britons-homes-destroyed-Cyprus-landslides.html

The 1st pic looks like a retirement home day out ............ whistle:

Smuggers you say...  whistle:

I have hair .. cussing:   and long trousers ... noooo:

Your trousers would have to be long to incorporate the deep pockets for your short arms...  whistle:
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Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Reply #268 on: July 03, 2019, 03:33:42 PM »
At least you can see it coming BM..

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7158851/Couple-devastated-850-000-Norfolk-Broads-cottage-develops-severe-tilt-overnight.html

The Daily Fail sent a reporter and photographer out here a couple of weeks ago, hasn't made it into the paper or on-line yet...

Did they try to follow YOUR directions......... ::)

 evil:

Despite being handicapped by Baldymort giving them directions, the reporters have made it back and released their article

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-7206635/Sunshine-dream-ruins-Britons-homes-destroyed-Cyprus-landslides.html
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Not a bad article for what is sadly a very bad situation
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Rearranging Deckchairs...
« Reply #269 on: July 05, 2019, 09:11:07 PM »
An email floods in from the Times

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Unfortunate wording methinks
Well, whatever, nevermind