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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2007, 08:14:33 AM »
18% I blame the Little Chef question and the Lizzy Duke question.

I quite like Little Chef. They do an excellent breakfast with bottomless tea and toast.
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2007, 11:12:26 AM »
What does 'ungraded' mean?
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2007, 11:16:55 AM »
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2007, 11:31:02 AM »
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2007, 07:46:54 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on September 09, 2007, 08:52:43 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 09, 2007, 08:48:23 PM
I got 24% on the resit. I think it was the confession about Little Chef.

I'm assuming that visiting a Little Chef, is classed as 'chavvy'? confused:

Well I was in one last Sunday night near Whitchurch, and the grub was freshly cooked....I think....and tasted bloody fine to me. Endless cups of coffee for no extra too!
Had to stop for a gush in the bushes 15 times on the remaining part of the journey home. lol:


I reckon that both meself and GROWLER  jnr. were the youngest ones in there tbh


If Mrs GROWLER ever asks, I cooked meals for us both ALL last weekend while she and Miss G were away. OK? ;)
Nothing wrong with Little Chef IMHO.

Whern I was out-and-about in the UK I would often call in. Nice ?Early Starter? fresh cooked, loads of tea and free newspapers, clean bogs and a toasted teacake for afters?  cloud9:

Horrid sausages though noooo:
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2007, 11:34:29 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2007, 11:31:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2007, 07:46:54 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on September 09, 2007, 08:52:43 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 09, 2007, 08:48:23 PM
I got 24% on the resit. I think it was the confession about Little Chef.

I'm assuming that visiting a Little Chef, is classed as 'chavvy'? confused:

Well I was in one last Sunday night near Whitchurch, and the grub was freshly cooked....I think....and tasted bloody fine to me. Endless cups of coffee for no extra too!
Had to stop for a gush in the bushes 15 times on the remaining part of the journey home. lol:


I reckon that both meself and GROWLER  jnr. were the youngest ones in there tbh


If Mrs GROWLER ever asks, I cooked meals for us both ALL last weekend while she and Miss G were away. OK? ;)
Nothing wrong with Little Chef IMHO.

Whern I was out-and-about in the UK I would often call in. Nice ?Early Starter? fresh cooked, loads of tea and free newspapers, clean bogs and a toasted teacake for afters?  cloud9:

Horrid sausages though noooo:
Talking of sausages, I was reading the third of Jeffrey Archer?s  prison diaries last night (its like a bloody life sentence to work through the poxy things) and he mentions that they only serve beef sausages in prisons now because of the number of Muslim convicts?

Bloody cheeks I think ? if I?m ever banged-up I shall claim that my human rights have been breached if I?m ever denied a nice fat, juicy pork one!  noooo:
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2007, 11:36:45 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2007, 11:31:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2007, 07:46:54 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on September 09, 2007, 08:52:43 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 09, 2007, 08:48:23 PM
I got 24% on the resit. I think it was the confession about Little Chef.

I'm assuming that visiting a Little Chef, is classed as 'chavvy'? confused:

Well I was in one last Sunday night near Whitchurch, and the grub was freshly cooked....I think....and tasted bloody fine to me. Endless cups of coffee for no extra too!
Had to stop for a gush in the bushes 15 times on the remaining part of the journey home. lol:


I reckon that both meself and GROWLER  jnr. were the youngest ones in there tbh


If Mrs GROWLER ever asks, I cooked meals for us both ALL last weekend while she and Miss G were away. OK? ;)
Nothing wrong with Little Chef IMHO.

Whern I was out-and-about in the UK I would often call in. Nice ?Early Starter? fresh cooked, loads of tea and free newspapers, clean bogs and a toasted teacake for afters?  cloud9:

Horrid sausages though noooo:

I was also concerned when a friend asked for a plain omlette without the mushrooms. To which the server replied I'm afraid we are all out of plain omlettes we only have the mushroom one. We didn't really want to enquire any further.  eeek:
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2007, 11:38:16 AM »
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Bloody cheeks I think ? if I?m ever banged-up I shall claim that my human rights have been breached if I?m ever denied a nice fat, juicy pork one! 


I imagine some of your fellow inmates could help out. eeek:
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2007, 12:35:42 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 11:36:45 AM
Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2007, 11:31:02 AM
Quote from: Barman on September 10, 2007, 07:46:54 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on September 09, 2007, 08:52:43 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 09, 2007, 08:48:23 PM
I got 24% on the resit. I think it was the confession about Little Chef.

I'm assuming that visiting a Little Chef, is classed as 'chavvy'? confused:

Well I was in one last Sunday night near Whitchurch, and the grub was freshly cooked....I think....and tasted bloody fine to me. Endless cups of coffee for no extra too!
Had to stop for a gush in the bushes 15 times on the remaining part of the journey home. lol:


I reckon that both meself and GROWLER  jnr. were the youngest ones in there tbh


If Mrs GROWLER ever asks, I cooked meals for us both ALL last weekend while she and Miss G were away. OK? ;)
Nothing wrong with Little Chef IMHO.

Whern I was out-and-about in the UK I would often call in. Nice ?Early Starter? fresh cooked, loads of tea and free newspapers, clean bogs and a toasted teacake for afters?  cloud9:

Horrid sausages though noooo:

I was also concerned when a friend asked for a plain omlette without the mushrooms. To which the server replied I'm afraid we are all out of plain omlettes we only have the mushroom one. We didn't really want to enquire any further.  eeek:

Ahhh, the reason for that is simple. They buy them in ready prepared - all they do is heat them through. Had an acquaintance in the licensed trade who let me into that little secret - as an omelette fan, he thought I ought to know in case I ever ordered on in a pub!
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2007, 12:54:22 PM »
Thought everyone knew that!
75% of all people employed as cooks, reheat food prepared elsewhere by somebody else, flop it on a plate and call it cooking. That's why most of them, if asked what is in the food, look at you as if you are mad.
We have a six year old who cannot eat many common or garden things because of allergic reactions. Can we get the school "cook" to understand this? Every day so far this term she has 'phoned to ask if Snoopy minimus may eat whatever is on the menu. She did so again today ~ I asked what was in it?
She said "Well it's Fish Fingers and chips"
"OK" I replied "are these Fish Fingers coated in breadcrumbs?"
"Yes"
"And are these breadcrumbs stuck on using beaten egg?"
"Dunno ~ Why?"
"Because he is allergic to eggs but if you are using egg substitute (Potato Starch) then he is OK to eat them"
"Well how do I know how they stick the breadcrumbs on?"
"Because Madam, you are supposed to be a cook ~ but failing that what does it say on the packet?"
"Dunno ~ threw the box away"
Me with exaggerated patience "Give the child a cheese salad"  ::)
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2007, 12:55:29 PM »
Blimey, that's terrible. Has that Jamie Oliver not sorted her out yet??
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2007, 12:57:53 PM »
This is Wales Nick ~ the WAG has it's own rules about school dinners ..... nothing to do with what happens in English schools.
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2007, 02:07:42 PM »
its

So they feed them crap?

I have it btw on good authority that Jamie Oliver helped destroy English Adult Education. Ruth Kelly diverted funds from that to food. Well, maybe right, maybe wrong. But a TV series got the Govt jumping. He has some things in his favour. Is there a Welsh equivalent? (I fear the answer)
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2007, 02:21:04 PM »
Not that I am aware of.

And yes I heard the same thing about adult education, which as you know puts the marmalade on my toast  evil:






PS I wonder if Jamie's books sell in Ireland under the name of Jamie O'Liver?
Marketing idea there for free
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2007, 02:23:53 PM »
Tough one. Kids eat crap and Mrs Snoopy works. Kids eat like kings and she is unemployed. Tough one.

Seriously!!

School, at last, tomorrow!
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Re: Are you a chav?
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2007, 02:25:39 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 10, 2007, 02:23:53 PM
Tough one. Kids eat crap and Mrs Snoopy works. Kids eat like kings and she is unemployed. Tough one.

Seriously!!

School, at last, tomorrow!


Problem solved ~ It's back to packed lunches from tomorrow. whistle:
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