HAVING YER EARS SET ON FIRE UNEXPECTEDLY

[Nick]

Went to get my beard trimmed.

Shall I do your eyebrows too, sir?
Yes please


And you have some little hairs on your ears, shall I do those too?
Yes please.

At this point he produced some sort of device with what looked like a cotton ball at the end, set it ON FIRE  and then set my ear hairs ablaze

I can still smell burning hair an hour later 

[Uncle Mort]

Turkish Barber?

[Nick]

He was quite swarthy 

[Uncle Mort]

Either Turkish or a pirate then. 

[Barman]

Either Turkish or a pirate then. 

 

 

[Barman]

Went to get my beard trimmed.

Shall I do your eyebrows too, sir?
Yes please


And you have some little hairs on your ears, shall I do those too?
Yes please.

At this point he produced some sort of device with what looked like a cotton ball at the end, set it ON FIRE  and then set my ear hairs ablaze

I can still smell burning hair an hour later 

Did he stick boiling hot wax up yer nose...? 

[Steve]

Went to get my beard trimmed.

Shall I do your eyebrows too, sir?
Yes please


And you have some little hairs on your ears, shall I do those too?
Yes please.

At this point he produced some sort of device with what looked like a cotton ball at the end, set it ON FIRE  and then set my ear hairs ablaze

I can still smell burning hair an hour later 

Did he stick boiling hot wax up yer nose...? 

Lucky he doesn’t do Brazilians

(he doesn’t does he)


I just get Clair to trim them with here buzzy machine

[Nick]

Brazilians    Machete 

Miss I had to show me what a Hollywood was