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Offline Steve

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A great day for Turnip Futures?
« on: January 28, 2019, 07:44:01 PM »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-47028748

"Sainsbury's, Asda and McDonald's are among those warning stockpiling fresh food is impossible  . . . "

 rubschin:  how much did you pay them to say that Mr Darwin Sir?
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Re: A great day for Turnip Futures?
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2019, 11:41:19 PM »
Did they really have to get together to write a letter that states the bleeding obvious !!!

What a waste of time  noooo:
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Re: A great day for Turnip Futures?
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2019, 12:21:22 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2019, 11:41:19 PM
Did they really have to get together to write a letter that states the bleeding obvious !!!

What a waste of time  noooo:
Well I was going for the humporous angle that finally turnip futures might have turned a profit

However apparently it wasn't obvious to all Messrs Farage, Gove, Johnson, Mogg etc to name a few

And how dumb does May have to have been to trigger Art 50 so the 2 years expired at our peak importing time?



 
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Re: A great day for Turnip Futures?
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2019, 05:32:14 AM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2019, 11:41:19 PM
Did they really have to get together to write a letter that states the bleeding obvious !!!

What a waste of time  noooo:

Not a waste of time, just Project Fear part 5836... ::)
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Re: A great day for Turnip Futures?
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2019, 09:15:05 AM »
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Re: A great day for Turnip Futures?
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2019, 05:00:45 PM »
I will stock pile eggs ....Cadbury's ones  Thumbs:

I like to do my bit  ;D
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Re: A great day for Turnip Futures?
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2019, 05:05:34 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 29, 2019, 05:00:45 PM
I will stick pile eggs ....Cadbury's ones  Thumbs:

I like to do my bit  ;D
:thumbsup:  but what's the half life of a creme egg mountain at Miss Demeanour Towers?
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Re: A great day for Turnip Futures?
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2019, 05:18:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 29, 2019, 05:00:45 PM
I will stick pile eggs ....Cadbury's ones  Thumbs:

I like to do my bit  ;D



Does that mean you are hiding your creme egg stash underneath?  rubschin:
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Re: A great day for Turnip Futures?
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2019, 05:52:30 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 29, 2019, 05:00:45 PM
I will stock pile eggs ....Cadbury's ones  Thumbs:

I like to do my bit  ;D

I have a stock pile of collapso economico!  :thumbsup:


...and we're not even leaving...  redface:
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Re: A great day for Turnip Futures?
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2019, 07:01:12 PM »
It's how you prioritise what you need to get you through  :thumbsup:
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Re: A great day for Turnip Futures?
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2019, 07:21:31 PM »
Do  kleenex: count?  redface:

Miss I is online a lot and I need to be ready, like.
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Re: A great day for Turnip Futures?
« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2019, 07:34:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on January 29, 2019, 07:21:31 PM
Do  kleenex: count?  redface:

Miss I is online a lot and I need to be ready, like.
Best to be safe then

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Re: A great day for Turnip Futures?
« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2019, 07:35:47 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: A great day for Turnip Futures?
« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2019, 07:49:53 PM »
Well as I was told elsewhere t'other day we are Europe's biggest importer of tissue paper
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Re: A great day for Turnip Futures?
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2019, 07:52:22 PM »
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