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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #330 on: September 20, 2020, 02:14:41 PM »
I'm not a huge fan of innuendos

but I do like to slip one in every now and then.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #331 on: September 21, 2020, 05:28:00 PM »
My honest opinion on fishmongers??

Selfish....

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #332 on: September 21, 2020, 05:46:28 PM »
My honest opinion on fishmongers??

Selfish....
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #333 on: September 21, 2020, 07:16:30 PM »
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #336 on: October 04, 2020, 12:02:21 AM »
Did Jeremy Beadle invent the mircowave ............ rubschin:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #337 on: October 04, 2020, 03:56:03 AM »
Did Jeremy Beadle invent the mircowave ............ rubschin:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #338 on: October 05, 2020, 03:11:43 PM »
I told my suitcases there will be no vacations this year.

Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #339 on: October 05, 2020, 04:58:54 PM »
I told my suitcases there will be no vacations this year.

Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #340 on: October 05, 2020, 05:08:58 PM »
I told my suitcases there will be no vacations this year.

Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #341 on: October 05, 2020, 10:12:14 PM »
If 2x2 makes..... 4.........


And 3x3 makes..... 9.........



How come 0x0 makes gravy............ rubschin:?

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #342 on: October 05, 2020, 10:55:54 PM »
As Rick Astley once said....
Were no strangers to gloves,
You know the rules and so do I,
Corona Lockdowns what I'm thinking of,
You don't want this cough its very very dry,
I just wanna tell you how I'm sneezing,
Gotta make you understand.
Never gonna hit the pub,
Never gonna go down town,
Never gonna run around,
And contract Flu.
Never gonna make you die,
Never gonna go Shanghai,
Never gonna try a bat,
And infect you.
We've been In Quarantine for oh so long,
Your body's aching but you're too scared to say it,
Inside we both know what's been going on,
We know the virus and we're gonna slay it,
And if you ask me how I'm feeling,
Don't tell me you're too Ill to see.
Never gonna hit the pub,
Never gonna go down town,
Never gonna run around,
And contract Flu.
Never gonna make you die,
Never gonna go Shanghai,
Never gonna try a bat,
And infect you.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #343 on: October 06, 2020, 04:57:04 AM »
As Rick Astley once said....
Were no strangers to gloves,
You know the rules and so do I,
Corona Lockdowns what I'm thinking of,
You don't want this cough its very very dry,
I just wanna tell you how I'm sneezing,
Gotta make you understand.
Never gonna hit the pub,
Never gonna go down town,
Never gonna run around,
And contract Flu.
Never gonna make you die,
Never gonna go Shanghai,
Never gonna try a bat,
And infect you.
We've been In Quarantine for oh so long,
Your body's aching but you're too scared to say it,
Inside we both know what's been going on,
We know the virus and we're gonna slay it,
And if you ask me how I'm feeling,
Don't tell me you're too Ill to see.
Never gonna hit the pub,
Never gonna go down town,
Never gonna run around,
And contract Flu.
Never gonna make you die,
Never gonna go Shanghai,
Never gonna try a bat,
And infect you.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #344 on: October 14, 2020, 09:12:06 PM »
I hate people who bang on about their phobias, I got a fear of heights but I don't shout it from the rooftops.
LiFe - It's an "F" in lie