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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #435 on: March 20, 2021, 07:57:52 PM »
Saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall earlier. I thought to myself that it was a little condescending..

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #436 on: March 20, 2021, 07:58:14 PM »
"A Tale of Two Cities" by Charles Dickens was first published in two local newspapers.



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #437 on: March 21, 2021, 10:17:35 PM »
The past ,the present, and the future walked into a bar ..........



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #438 on: March 21, 2021, 11:08:03 PM »
The past ,the present, and the future walked into a bar ..........



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #439 on: March 22, 2021, 04:57:33 AM »
The past ,the present, and the future walked into a bar ..........



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #440 on: March 22, 2021, 06:47:07 AM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #442 on: March 30, 2021, 10:35:44 AM »
I know a bloke who is mute, he communicates through embroidery...



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #443 on: March 30, 2021, 10:39:24 AM »
I know a bloke who is mute, he communicates through embroidery...



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #444 on: March 30, 2021, 10:59:37 AM »
I know a bloke who is mute, he communicates through embroidery...



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #445 on: March 30, 2021, 11:00:15 AM »
I know a bloke who is mute, he communicates through embroidery...



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #446 on: March 30, 2021, 11:01:42 AM »
I know a bloke who is mute, he communicates through embroidery...



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #447 on: March 30, 2021, 11:02:22 AM »
I know a bloke who is mute, he communicates through embroidery...



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #448 on: March 30, 2021, 11:03:38 AM »
I know a bloke who is mute, he communicates through embroidery...



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #449 on: March 30, 2021, 11:12:08 AM »
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