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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #480 on: May 09, 2021, 05:52:37 AM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #483 on: June 25, 2021, 11:00:00 PM »
I saw a vegan today.....................


He was wearing a big mac................. rubschin:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #484 on: June 26, 2021, 05:34:06 AM »
I saw a vegan today.....................


He was wearing a big mac................. rubschin:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #485 on: June 26, 2021, 06:05:17 AM »
I saw a vegan today.....................


He was wearing a big mac................. rubschin:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #486 on: July 05, 2021, 09:52:34 PM »
My dentist has just retired after 30 years............

As a mark of respect, they’re going to put a little plaque on the wall.......... redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #487 on: July 05, 2021, 10:58:03 PM »
My dentist has just retired after 30 years............

As a mark of respect, they’re going to put a little plaque on the wall.......... redface:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #488 on: July 05, 2021, 11:10:00 PM »
Read a book last night on how to end sentences with Beatles song titles....



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #489 on: July 06, 2021, 04:10:19 AM »
My dentist has just retired after 30 years............

As a mark of respect, they’re going to put a little plaque on the wall.......... redface:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #490 on: July 06, 2021, 04:11:49 AM »
Read a book last night on how to end sentences with Beatles song titles....



That's two hours of my life I won't get back............ evil:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #491 on: July 06, 2021, 05:36:23 AM »
My dentist has just retired after 30 years............

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #492 on: July 17, 2021, 09:25:47 AM »
The World Health Organisation has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19 and as such dogs previously held in canine quarantine can now be released. This of course means............. WHO let the dogs out


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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #493 on: July 17, 2021, 09:44:33 AM »
The World Health Organisation has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19 and as such dogs previously held in canine quarantine can now be released. This of course means............. WHO let the dogs out


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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #494 on: July 17, 2021, 09:52:38 AM »
The World Health Organisation has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19 and as such dogs previously held in canine quarantine can now be released. This of course means............. WHO let the dogs out


(I'll get me coat)

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