A bumper batch
My job search:
My first job was working in an orange juice factory but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack but I just couldn't hack it so they gave me the axe.
After that , I tried being a tailor but I wasn't suited for it.. mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.
Then I tried being a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
Next I attempted being a deli worker but any way I sliced it, I just couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was a musician but I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor but I had no patients.
Next I had a job in a shoe factory but no matter how hard I tried, I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman but I discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company but the work was too draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
