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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #570 on: June 21, 2022, 07:23:12 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 21, 2022, 07:07:39 PM
So an electrician didn't get home until after 2am.

His wife asked "Wire you insulate?"

He replied, "Watts it to you, I'm ohm, aren't I?"

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #571 on: June 21, 2022, 07:35:39 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 21, 2022, 07:07:39 PM
So an electrician didn't get home until after 2am.

His wife asked "Wire you insulate?"

He replied, "Watts it to you, I'm ohm, aren't I?"

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #572 on: June 26, 2022, 11:42:55 AM »
Someone glued every card in my deck together so now it’s just a block of cardboard.

I'm having trouble dealing with it.
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #573 on: June 26, 2022, 11:47:33 AM »
Quote from: Steve on June 26, 2022, 11:42:55 AM
Someone glued every card in my deck together so now it’s just a block of cardboard.

I'm having trouble dealing with it.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #574 on: June 26, 2022, 12:38:02 PM »
Quote from: Barman on June 26, 2022, 11:47:33 AM
Quote from: Steve on June 26, 2022, 11:42:55 AM
Someone glued every card in my deck together so now it’s just a block of cardboard.

I'm having trouble dealing with it.

 lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #575 on: June 26, 2022, 10:57:00 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 26, 2022, 11:42:55 AM
Someone glued every card in my deck together so now it’s just a block of cardboard.

I'm having trouble dealing with it.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #576 on: June 27, 2022, 07:35:46 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #577 on: June 27, 2022, 07:40:14 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #578 on: June 27, 2022, 08:12:09 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #579 on: July 03, 2022, 07:03:25 AM »
My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we’ve started to call her "I can’t believe she’s not better" Possibly Affs  rubschin:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #580 on: July 03, 2022, 07:04:04 AM »
“My wife – it’s difficult to say what she does. She sells seashells on the seashore.”
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #581 on: July 03, 2022, 07:05:26 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 03, 2022, 07:03:25 AM
My aunt Marge has been so ill for so long that we’ve started to call her "I can’t believe she’s not better" Possibly Affs  rubschin:


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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #582 on: July 03, 2022, 07:05:43 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on July 03, 2022, 07:04:04 AM
“My wife – it’s difficult to say what she does. She sells seashells on the seashore.”


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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #583 on: July 03, 2022, 08:35:28 AM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #584 on: July 03, 2022, 08:38:06 AM »
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