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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #61 on: March 25, 2020, 05:49:02 PM »
R.I.P boiled water.

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« Reply #62 on: March 25, 2020, 06:56:04 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #63 on: March 25, 2020, 11:05:37 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #64 on: March 26, 2020, 02:05:02 PM »
What do you call a really shit Magician .................. rubschin:




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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #65 on: March 26, 2020, 02:44:13 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #66 on: March 26, 2020, 02:55:10 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #69 on: March 27, 2020, 02:09:35 PM »
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I spent the afternoon sorting out my cupboard and fridge.  Every tin, jar, bottle and packet is now at least 20cm from each other.  Yes I'm practicing shelf isolation
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #70 on: March 27, 2020, 02:11:26 PM »
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I spent the afternoon sorting out my cupboard and fridge.  Every tin, jar, bottle and packet is now at least 20cm from each other.  Yes I'm practicing shelf isolation

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #71 on: March 27, 2020, 02:15:15 PM »
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I spent the afternoon sorting out my cupboard and fridge.  Every tin, jar, bottle and packet is now at least 20cm from each other.  Yes I'm practicing shelf isolation

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #72 on: March 27, 2020, 06:07:37 PM »
(credit/blame a radio 2 listener the other day)

I spent the afternoon sorting out my cupboard and fridge.  Every tin, jar, bottle and packet is now at least 20cm from each other.  Yes I'm practicing shelf isolation

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #73 on: March 27, 2020, 06:34:57 PM »
(credit/blame a radio 2 listener the other day)

I spent the afternoon sorting out my cupboard and fridge.  Every tin, jar, bottle and packet is now at least 20cm from each other.  Yes I'm practicing shelf isolation

 lol: lol: lol:

 drumroll:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #74 on: March 28, 2020, 01:00:54 PM »
A photon turns up at check in for a flight with no baggage.
The check in agent says “travelling light?”
He says “Yes, I am.”
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