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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #75 on: March 28, 2020, 02:09:10 PM »
A photon turns up at check in for a flight with no baggage.
The check in agent says “travelling light?”
He says “Yes, I am.”

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #76 on: March 28, 2020, 06:07:50 PM »
I got the sack from my job as a air traffic controller because my manager said I had a bad altitude problem.......... redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #77 on: March 28, 2020, 07:00:12 PM »
I got the sack from my job as a air traffic controller because my manager said I had a bad altitude problem.......... redface:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #78 on: March 29, 2020, 07:50:47 AM »
I got the sack from my job as a air traffic controller because my manager said I had a bad altitude problem.......... redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #79 on: March 29, 2020, 08:33:44 AM »
A photon turns up at check in for a flight with no baggage.
The check in agent says “travelling light?”
He says “Yes, I am.”

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #80 on: March 29, 2020, 12:02:08 PM »
If you think these science jokes are all too old, I’ll take them out and Barium….
but once they’re gone they Argon…
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #81 on: March 29, 2020, 12:12:29 PM »
If you think these science jokes are all too old, I’ll take them out and Barium….
but once they’re gone they Argon…

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #82 on: March 30, 2020, 05:41:23 AM »


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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #83 on: March 30, 2020, 05:47:52 AM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #87 on: April 01, 2020, 11:00:24 AM »
Would Albert Einstein have been so successful if his father had called him Frank?
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #88 on: April 01, 2020, 11:27:30 AM »
Would Albert Einstein have been so successful if his father had called him Frank?

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #89 on: April 01, 2020, 06:37:53 PM »
Would Albert Einstein have been so successful if his father had called him Frank?

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