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Offline apc2010

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #165 on: June 05, 2020, 07:48:30 PM »
My mate’s wife has threatened to leave him because of his obsession with collecting World War 1 artillery...........





“I can’t see Howitzer problem,” he said.......... redface:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #166 on: June 05, 2020, 08:07:14 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 05, 2020, 07:48:30 PM
My mate’s wife has threatened to leave him because of his obsession with collecting World War 1 artillery...........





“I can’t see Howitzer problem,” he said.......... redface:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #167 on: June 05, 2020, 11:33:41 PM »
Admin note..

To the person that submitted the "how do you keep an idiot in suspense" joke...
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #168 on: June 06, 2020, 04:03:30 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 05, 2020, 11:33:41 PM
Admin note..

To the person that submitted the "how do you keep an idiot in suspense" joke...

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #169 on: June 06, 2020, 06:45:39 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 05, 2020, 11:33:41 PM
Admin note..

To the person that submitted the "how do you keep an idiot in suspense" joke...
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #170 on: June 06, 2020, 05:22:31 PM »
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank............

The rabbit says "I think I might be a type O".......... Thumbs:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #171 on: June 06, 2020, 05:57:03 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 06, 2020, 05:22:31 PM
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank............

The rabbit says "I think I might be a type O".......... Thumbs:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #172 on: June 06, 2020, 06:13:38 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 06, 2020, 05:22:31 PM
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank............

The rabbit says "I think I might be a type O".......... Thumbs:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #173 on: June 06, 2020, 06:29:48 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 06, 2020, 06:13:38 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 06, 2020, 05:22:31 PM
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank............

The rabbit says "I think I might be a type O".......... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #174 on: June 07, 2020, 12:05:27 AM »
I have 24 separate loyalty cards, which seems wrong.//
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #175 on: June 07, 2020, 05:39:12 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on June 07, 2020, 12:05:27 AM
I have 24 separate loyalty cards, which seems wrong.//

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #176 on: June 07, 2020, 06:22:40 AM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #177 on: June 07, 2020, 07:45:09 AM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #178 on: June 07, 2020, 11:00:43 AM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #179 on: June 07, 2020, 11:01:16 AM »
I always call them disloyalty cards.  Mrs K has tons of the bloody things
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