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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #375 on: November 16, 2020, 04:09:13 PM »
Is a pub toilet an inn convenience.............................. rubschin:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #376 on: November 16, 2020, 04:13:52 PM »
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Is a pub toilet an inn convenience.............................. rubschin:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #377 on: November 16, 2020, 06:23:31 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 16, 2020, 04:09:13 PM
Is a pub toilet an inn convenience.............................. rubschin:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #378 on: November 20, 2020, 08:52:13 PM »
Titanic..............


That's my favourite one liner........ whistle:


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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #379 on: November 20, 2020, 09:18:43 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 20, 2020, 08:52:13 PM
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #380 on: November 21, 2020, 05:44:57 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on November 20, 2020, 08:52:13 PM
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #381 on: November 22, 2020, 12:45:52 PM »
Time for the birds of prey quiz.

Fingers on buzzards...
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #382 on: November 28, 2020, 02:30:52 PM »
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet
he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft bugger!"
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #383 on: November 28, 2020, 02:44:43 PM »
Quote from: Steve on November 28, 2020, 02:30:52 PM
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet
he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft bugger!"

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #384 on: December 01, 2020, 09:59:34 AM »
Just been to B&Q.
The assistant said "Can I help you."
I said "I'd like some nails."
"How long would you like them?" asked the assistant.
I said "Forever, if that's all right with you,"
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #385 on: December 01, 2020, 11:47:50 AM »
Quote from: Steve on December 01, 2020, 09:59:34 AM
Just been to B&Q.
The assistant said "Can I help you."
I said "I'd like some nails."
"How long would you like them?" asked the assistant.
I said "Forever, if that's all right with you,"

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #386 on: December 01, 2020, 01:15:27 PM »
Quote from: Barman on December 01, 2020, 11:47:50 AM
Quote from: Steve on December 01, 2020, 09:59:34 AM
Just been to B&Q.
The assistant said "Can I help you."
I said "I'd like some nails."
"How long would you like them?" asked the assistant.
I said "Forever, if that's all right with you,"

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #387 on: January 13, 2021, 05:47:18 PM »
I just received a text inviting me to the local nudist club.

I thought: Why not? I haven't got anything on.
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #388 on: January 13, 2021, 05:49:16 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 13, 2021, 05:47:18 PM
I just received a text inviting me to the local nudist club.

I thought: Why not? I haven't got anything on.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #389 on: January 13, 2021, 10:24:07 PM »
Bought a book called " How to Hug "..................




Turns out it  was volume 7 of an encyclopedia..................... rubschin:
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