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Offline Steve

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #405 on: February 02, 2021, 02:35:47 PM »
Was Karl Marx’s grave just another communist plot..................... rubschin:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #406 on: February 05, 2021, 08:26:23 PM »
A friend of mine has been working from home since Covid hit, and his manager has now told all his team that the team member with the worst posture may be disciplined. My friend has a hunch it might be him.
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #407 on: February 06, 2021, 08:55:30 AM »
A friend of mine has been working from home since Covid hit, and his manager has now told all his team that the team member with the worst posture may be disciplined. My friend has a hunch it might be him.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #408 on: February 06, 2021, 09:57:11 AM »
A friend of mine has been working from home since Covid hit, and his manager has now told all his team that the team member with the worst posture may be disciplined. My friend has a hunch it might be him.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #409 on: February 06, 2021, 12:45:02 PM »
A friend of mine has been working from home since Covid hit, and his manager has now told all his team that the team member with the worst posture may be disciplined. My friend has a hunch it might be him.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #410 on: February 11, 2021, 10:57:57 AM »
I always take my own salt & pepper in to restaurants...............


That way if the food is served under seasoned I can ask the waiter to pass my condiments to the chef.............. Thumbs:





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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #411 on: February 11, 2021, 10:58:49 AM »
I always take my own salt & pepper in to restaurants...............


That way if the food is served under seasoned I can ask the waiter to pass my condiments to the chef.............. Thumbs:





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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #412 on: February 11, 2021, 11:54:18 AM »
I always take my own salt & pepper in to restaurants...............


That way if the food is served under seasoned I can ask the waiter to pass my condiments to the chef.............. Thumbs:





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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #413 on: February 11, 2021, 08:28:46 PM »
I always take my own salt & pepper in to restaurants...............


That way if the food is served under seasoned I can ask the waiter to pass my condiments to the chef.............. Thumbs:





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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #414 on: February 28, 2021, 09:29:40 PM »
Fuming!!!
I paid a well known carpenter upfront, to make me a bespoke double bed and the bugger has only gone and done a bunk!!
It's just one thing on top of another!!
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #415 on: March 01, 2021, 05:30:18 AM »
Fuming!!!
I paid a well known carpenter upfront, to make me a bespoke double bed and the bugger has only gone and done a bunk!!
It's just one thing on top of another!!

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #416 on: March 01, 2021, 09:35:43 AM »
Fuming!!!
I paid a well known carpenter upfront, to make me a bespoke double bed and the bugger has only gone and done a bunk!!
It's just one thing on top of another!!

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #417 on: March 11, 2021, 07:35:48 PM »
Is Dracula’s wife Gladys knight ............................?................. rubschin:



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #418 on: March 11, 2021, 08:26:02 PM »
Not sleeping very well at the moment. I keep dreaming I'm a horse.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #419 on: March 12, 2021, 07:46:56 AM »
Not sleeping very well at the moment. I keep dreaming I'm a horse.

That's 5 nights on the trot!     redface:

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