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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #420 on: March 12, 2021, 09:19:29 PM »
Not sleeping very well at the moment. I keep dreaming I'm a horse.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #421 on: March 12, 2021, 11:39:14 PM »
Tonto asked the Lone ranger,why is it when we're attacked by Indians all their arrows hit me and none hit you?..........

It's my aftershave ,said the lone ranger ,what aftershave?said Tonto,...................


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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #422 on: March 13, 2021, 06:07:14 AM »
Tonto asked the Lone ranger,why is it when we're attacked by Indians all their arrows hit me and none hit you?..........

It's my aftershave ,said the lone ranger ,what aftershave?said Tonto,...................


Aramis he replied........... redface: redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #423 on: March 13, 2021, 11:07:42 AM »
Tonto asked the Lone ranger,why is it when we're attacked by Indians all their arrows hit me and none hit you?..........

It's my aftershave ,said the lone ranger ,what aftershave?said Tonto,...................


Aramis he replied........... redface: redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #424 on: March 13, 2021, 11:30:01 AM »
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #425 on: March 14, 2021, 05:42:15 AM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #426 on: March 14, 2021, 10:49:08 AM »
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« Reply #427 on: March 14, 2021, 11:37:18 AM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #428 on: March 19, 2021, 10:04:06 PM »
"A Tale of Two Cities" by Charles Dickens was first published in two local newspapers.



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #429 on: March 19, 2021, 10:31:14 PM »
"A Tale of Two Cities" by Charles Dickens was first published in two local newspapers.



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #430 on: March 19, 2021, 10:53:23 PM »
"A Tale of Two Cities" by Charles Dickens was first published in two local newspapers.



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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #431 on: March 20, 2021, 05:44:03 AM »
Saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall earlier. I thought to myself that it was a little condescending..

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #432 on: March 20, 2021, 06:41:20 AM »
"A Tale of Two Cities" by Charles Dickens was first published in two local newspapers.



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« Reply #433 on: March 20, 2021, 06:41:39 AM »
Saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall earlier. I thought to myself that it was a little condescending..

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #434 on: March 20, 2021, 09:34:59 AM »
Saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall earlier. I thought to myself that it was a little condescending..

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Well, whatever, nevermind