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Offline apc2010

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #495 on: July 17, 2021, 11:19:36 AM »
The World Health Organisation has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19 and as such dogs previously held in canine quarantine can now be released. This of course means............. WHO let the dogs out


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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #496 on: July 17, 2021, 11:29:33 AM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #497 on: July 17, 2021, 03:40:34 PM »
The World Health Organisation has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19 and as such dogs previously held in canine quarantine can now be released. This of course means............. WHO let the dogs out


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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #498 on: August 04, 2021, 05:56:31 PM »
Without wishing to stereotype,,,,, I would suggest that most polo players are minted............ redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #499 on: August 04, 2021, 09:07:41 PM »
Without wishing to stereotype,,,,, I would suggest that most polo players are minted............ redface:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #500 on: August 05, 2021, 06:00:36 AM »
Without wishing to stereotype,,,,, I would suggest that most polo players are minted............ redface:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #501 on: August 08, 2021, 05:25:41 PM »
I downloaded a pirate copy of Jaws...



It was one megabyte......... redface: redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #502 on: August 09, 2021, 05:46:15 AM »
I downloaded a pirate copy of Jaws...



It was one megabyte......... redface: redface:

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #503 on: August 21, 2021, 07:37:05 PM »
Plans to build a new customer call center in our town have been put on hold........ rubschin:....

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #504 on: August 21, 2021, 08:05:30 PM »
Plans to build a new customer call center in our town have been put on hold........ rubschin:....

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #505 on: August 21, 2021, 08:33:58 PM »
Plans to build a new customer call center in our town have been put on hold........ rubschin:....

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #506 on: August 22, 2021, 06:14:33 AM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #508 on: September 07, 2021, 09:51:36 PM »
Shag is a funny word isn’t it,
to a smoker it’s tobacco,
to an American it’s a dance,
to an ornithologist it’s a bird,
and to me it’s a remote possibility.
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #509 on: September 08, 2021, 05:01:38 AM »
Shag is a funny word isn’t it,
to a smoker it’s tobacco,
to an American it’s a dance,
to an ornithologist it’s a bird,
and to me it’s a remote possibility.

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