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Offline Uncle Mort

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #600 on: July 31, 2022, 08:10:23 AM »
Who’s all in favour of bringing back Roman numerals...?

I for one..........

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #601 on: August 24, 2022, 05:27:12 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #602 on: August 24, 2022, 05:27:24 PM »
Me and my wife are going to row across the Atlantic in October.

It’ll probably start on the way to the airport.

The beauty of the English language at work.
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #603 on: August 24, 2022, 05:37:14 PM »
Me and my wife are going to row across the Atlantic in October.

It’ll probably start on the way to the airport.

The beauty of the English language at work.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #604 on: August 24, 2022, 08:09:45 PM »
Me and my wife are going to row across the Atlantic in October.

It’ll probably start on the way to the airport.

The beauty of the English language at work.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #605 on: August 24, 2022, 10:42:12 PM »
Me and my wife are going to row across the Atlantic in October.

It’ll probably start on the way to the airport.

The beauty of the English language at work.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #606 on: September 02, 2022, 06:20:08 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #607 on: September 09, 2022, 08:39:24 PM »
The woman opposite the road from me called me a pervert earlier, I don't know why!

Knowing she likes bird watching I asked her if she'd like to come over and have a look at my twelve finches
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #608 on: September 12, 2022, 07:56:21 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #609 on: September 13, 2022, 04:34:37 AM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #611 on: September 13, 2022, 05:38:03 PM »
When does a joke become a dad joke................. rubschin:




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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #612 on: September 13, 2022, 08:56:55 PM »
When does a joke become a dad joke................. rubschin:




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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #613 on: September 14, 2022, 08:11:13 PM »
Our new dentist was to open today,

but I hear they are having a few teething problems.
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #614 on: September 15, 2022, 04:12:05 AM »
Our new dentist was to open today,

but I hear they are having a few teething problems.


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Did you have an appointment at two-thirty...?  rubschin:
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