Pun of the day?

[Just One More]

I've just been given a Monopoly set but it has no instructions... what are the chances

[Barman]

I've just been given a Monopoly set but it has no instructions... what are the chances

 

[Steve]

I've just been given a Monopoly set but it has no instructions... what are the chances

 

[Steve]

 Two cannibals meet one day:
The first cannibal says. "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just can't seem to get them tender."
The second cannibal asks. "What kind of Missionary do you use?"
The other replied. "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Ah, ah!" The second cannibal replies. "No wonder...those are friars!"

[Barman]

Two cannibals meet one day:
The first cannibal says. "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just can't seem to get them tender."
The second cannibal asks. "What kind of Missionary do you use?"
The other replied. "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Ah, ah!" The second cannibal replies. "No wonder...those are friars!"

[apc2010]

I've just been given a Monopoly set but it has no instructions... what are the chances

 

 

[Barman]

[Steve]

So I did a blood test on a garden frog to extract its DNA and confirm its identity.

I discovered the frog was 70% British, 20% French, 7% Italian, 2% Dutch, and a tad Pole.

[Barman]

So I did a blood test on a garden frog to extract its DNA and confirm its identity.

I discovered the frog was 70% British, 20% French, 7% Italian, 2% Dutch, and a tad Pole.

[Just One More]

So I did a blood test on a garden frog to extract its DNA and confirm its identity.

I discovered the frog was 70% British, 20% French, 7% Italian, 2% Dutch, and a tad Pole.

[Steve]

 

[Steve]

We have a 99-year-old man in our darts team so as a surprise we are going to fulfill his wish of spending his centenary birthday in the Caribbean…

He's going to be 100 in Haiti!


(   I'll get me coat)

[Barman]

We have a 99-year-old man in our darts team so as a surprise we are going to fulfill his wish of spending his centenary birthday in the Caribbean…

He's going to be 100 in Haiti!


(   I'll get me coat)

[Steve]

 

[apc2010]

We have a 99-year-old man in our darts team so as a surprise we are going to fulfill his wish of spending his centenary birthday in the Caribbean…

He's going to be 100 in Haiti!


(   I'll get me coat)