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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #630 on: November 03, 2022, 10:50:14 PM »
Quote from: Steve on November 03, 2022, 05:43:25 PM
We have a 99-year-old man in our darts team so as a surprise we are going to fulfill his wish of spending his centenary birthday in the Caribbean…

He's going to be 100 in Haiti!


( redface:  I'll get me coat)

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #631 on: November 20, 2022, 12:54:25 PM »
Never discuss infinity with a mathematician,

they can go on about it forever.
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #632 on: November 20, 2022, 05:33:34 PM »
Quote from: Steve on November 20, 2022, 12:54:25 PM
Never discuss infinity with a mathematician,

they can go on about it forever.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #633 on: November 23, 2022, 05:02:14 PM »
Affs?

An electrician didn't get home until after 2 am.

His wife asked, "Wire you insulate Henry?"

He replied, "Watts it to you, I'm ohm, aren't I?"...
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #634 on: November 23, 2022, 05:22:42 PM »
Quote from: Steve on November 23, 2022, 05:02:14 PM
Affs?

An electrician didn't get home until after 2 am.

His wife asked, "Wire you insulate Henry?"

He replied, "Watts it to you, I'm ohm, aren't I?"...

 lol: lol:
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #635 on: November 29, 2022, 03:44:53 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #636 on: November 29, 2022, 04:07:35 PM »
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #637 on: February 13, 2023, 08:07:23 AM »
A literalist takes things literally.

A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #638 on: February 13, 2023, 09:09:50 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 13, 2023, 08:07:23 AM
A literalist takes things literally.

A kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #639 on: March 07, 2023, 10:37:21 PM »
When people go and visit Nick .....

Do they take the .."see Nick route" ....?..... rubschin:


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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #640 on: March 08, 2023, 04:26:00 AM »
Quote from: apc2010 on March 07, 2023, 10:37:21 PM
When people go and visit Nick .....

Do they take the .."see Nick route" ....?..... rubschin:


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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #641 on: April 14, 2023, 06:06:26 PM »
The wife was counting the 1p and 2p coins in the house when she suddenly burst into tears for no reason.

Hello, I thought, she going through the change.
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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #642 on: April 14, 2023, 08:52:58 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 14, 2023, 06:06:26 PM
The wife was counting the 1p and 2p coins in the house when she suddenly burst into tears for no reason.

Hello, I thought, she going through the change.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #643 on: April 15, 2023, 11:58:14 AM »
Quote from: Steve on April 14, 2023, 06:06:26 PM
The wife was counting the 1p and 2p coins in the house when she suddenly burst into tears for no reason.

Hello, I thought, she going through the change.

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Re: Pun of the day?
« Reply #644 on: April 15, 2023, 08:50:48 PM »
I like Schubert.

It was great dipping Liquorice sticks into it in the 1970s.
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