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Out of Office Autoreplies
« on: February 07, 2019, 02:49:10 PM »
Just e mailed some important docs to someone. Reply comes back:

Thanks for your e mail. I am out of the office until the afternoon of January 22nd  facepalm: facepalm:




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Re: Out of Office Autoreplies
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2019, 03:03:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2019, 02:49:10 PM
Just e mailed some important docs to someone. Reply comes back:

Thanks for your e mail. I am out of the office until the afternoon of January 22nd  facepalm: facepalm:




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Thanks for your post, I am out of it right now.  I will reply when or if a state of can be arsed returns
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Re: Out of Office Autoreplies
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2019, 03:05:28 PM »
In a fit of being organised I wrote my Out of Office Autoreply for when I peg it  angel1

It's the modern way  :thumbsup:
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Re: Out of Office Autoreplies
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2019, 03:20:28 PM »
I've been waiting for a delivery (3D printer) since Xmas...

E-mailed (again) to ask where the fuck it was and got...

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Dear Sir/Madam:

Thank you for your email.
We will be out of the office on 4th-10th Feb due to the Spring Festival holidays. we have limited access to check the e-mails. sincerely apologize that we're unable to respond to you immediately, but we will do so as soon as we are back in the office.
Sorry to you for the late reply again, and thank you so much for your patience and understanding.

Have a nice weekend!

Yours Sincerely,
Customer Service Department


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Re: Out of Office Autoreplies
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2019, 04:22:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2019, 03:05:28 PM
In a fit of being organised I wrote my Out of Office Autoreply for when I peg it  angel1

It's the modern way  :thumbsup:

When have you set it to start?  cloud9:
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Re: Out of Office Autoreplies
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2019, 04:29:24 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on February 07, 2019, 04:22:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2019, 03:05:28 PM
In a fit of being organised I wrote my Out of Office Autoreply for when I peg it  angel1

It's the modern way  :thumbsup:

When have you set it to start?  cloud9:

About 5 minutes after you kill him for following you around everywhere...  whistle:
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Re: Out of Office Autoreplies
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2019, 04:30:52 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on February 07, 2019, 04:22:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2019, 03:05:28 PM
In a fit of being organised I wrote my Out of Office Autoreply for when I peg it  angel1

It's the modern way  :thumbsup:

When have you set it to start?  cloud9:

Just about an hour or so after we meet  whistle:
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Re: Out of Office Autoreplies
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2019, 05:45:10 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2019, 04:30:52 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on February 07, 2019, 04:22:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2019, 03:05:28 PM
In a fit of being organised I wrote my Out of Office Autoreply for when I peg it  angel1

It's the modern way  :thumbsup:

When have you set it to start?  cloud9:

Just about an hour or so after we meet  whistle:

Something tells me you are being optimistic if you think Tipsy will be able to restrain herself for an hour...  whistle:
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Re: Out of Office Autoreplies
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2019, 05:51:22 PM »
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Re: Out of Office Autoreplies
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2019, 05:55:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2019, 05:51:22 PM
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I think that Miss D even lent Tipsy one of her spare axes...  whistle:
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Re: Out of Office Autoreplies
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2019, 06:03:41 PM »
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Re: Out of Office Autoreplies
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2019, 06:06:33 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 07, 2019, 05:45:10 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2019, 04:30:52 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on February 07, 2019, 04:22:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on February 07, 2019, 03:05:28 PM
In a fit of being organised I wrote my Out of Office Autoreply for when I peg it  angel1

It's the modern way  :thumbsup:

When have you set it to start?  cloud9:

Just about an hour or so after we meet  whistle:

Something tells me you are being optimistic if you think Tipsy will be able to restrain herself for an hour...  whistle:
Maybe Tipsy will just go for one of those slow poisonings that take an hour. 
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Re: Out of Office Autoreplies
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2019, 06:08:39 PM »
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Re: Out of Office Autoreplies
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2019, 06:12:14 PM »
Well there always Novichok, must be able to buy it on eBay now.
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