The one that got my attention at first
And the comments
"What did you cook that in carol, the f*****g tumble dryer?"
"How have you cooked that bacon? On a radiator! F*** me Carol, a good vet would have that pig back on its feet."
"That’s a nice looking meal apart from the bacon, eggs and beans."
"What did you use to flip the eggs over with Carol? A whisk?"
"Carol do you put it on the plate with a f*****g catapult....."
"Did Edward scissor hands make that."
"If this was the last supper Jesus Christ would have betrayed himself,"
"Carol - cooking bacon helps it taste better."
"You’re meant to show the food before digestion."
"Hi Carol. This looks lovely…"Regards. Stevie Wonder."
