the all new 'Mary Celeste' mystery

[Steve]

So we're leaving Bluewater after seeing the film and next to our car is a car with the drivers door open.  'Tosser' thinks I, 'they'd better shut is before I want to move'. 

But there is nobody in the car or near it.  So we contact security who come out and find that there is "an expensive mobile phone and handbag clearly visible in the front of the car"

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So he contacts security central who say the car was clocked on number plate recognition entering the car park hours ago!

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Tis a mystery

[Barman]

So we're leaving Bluewater after seeing the film and next to our car is a car with the drivers door open.  'Tosser' thinks I, 'they'd better shut is before I want to move'. 

But there is nobody in the car or near it.  So we contact security who come out and find that there is "an expensive mobile phone and handbag clearly visible in the front of the car"

????

????

???????????

So he contacts security central who say the car was clocked on number plate recognition entering the car park hours ago!

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???????????


Tis a mystery

More importantly, how is your new phone...?

[Steve]

 

[Darwins Selection]

Mrs DS' best friend was in the hairdressers some months ago and got a call from her husband to ask where she was.
She said she was having her hair done.
He told her to get back to the multi-storey carpark quickly and meet the policeman who was standing beside her F-type Jag which was sitting there unlocked with the engine running. 

[Steve]

Mrs DS' best friend was in the hairdressers some months ago and got a call from her husband to ask where she was.
She said she was having her hair done.
He told her to get back to the multi-storey carpark quickly and meet the policeman who was standing beside her F-type Jag which was sitting there unlocked with the engine running. 

 

[Barman]

Mrs DS' best friend was in the hairdressers some months ago and got a call from her husband to ask where she was.
She said she was having her hair done.
He told her to get back to the multi-storey carpark quickly and meet the policeman who was standing beside her F-type Jag which was sitting there unlocked with the engine running. 

 

[Miss Demeanour]

So we're leaving Bluewater after seeing the film and next to our car is a car with the drivers door open.  'Tosser' thinks I, 'they'd better shut is before I want to move'. 

But there is nobody in the car or near it.  So we contact security who come out and find that there is "an expensive mobile phone and handbag clearly visible in the front of the car"

????

????

???????????

So he contacts security central who say the car was clocked on number plate recognition entering the car park hours ago!

????

????

???????????


Tis a mystery

Did you check the boot ???

[Steve]

So we're leaving Bluewater after seeing the film and next to our car is a car with the drivers door open.  'Tosser' thinks I, 'they'd better shut is before I want to move'. 

But there is nobody in the car or near it.  So we contact security who come out and find that there is "an expensive mobile phone and handbag clearly visible in the front of the car"

????

????

???????????

So he contacts security central who say the car was clocked on number plate recognition entering the car park hours ago!

????

????

???????????


Tis a mystery

Did you check the boot ???

I wondered but thought best leave that to the security guys