Red Red Wiiiiiiiiiiine
Was too close to meeeeeee
Cause I'm a clumsy bugger
Oh PC don't go-oh
I may be on a roll now, apologies to any UB40 fans...
Red Red Wiiiiiiiiiiine
Was too close to meeeeeee
Cause I'm a clumsy bugger
Oh PC don't go-oh
Red Red Wiiiiiiiiiiine
Oh Calamityyyyy
I've now got to buy another
Old pooter did blow-ow
Old pooter did blow-ow
Can't remember, my password
Cortana, she says no
Even worse, I can't find
Where I wrote them down
Red, red wine, stay away from me
Don't let me spill another
And gub another, poor poor pooter
Life is fine when I drink wine
Common sense just leaves my head
I was wrong, now I find
No-one will let me forget
When I drink wine, stay close to me
Don't let me be alone
Any thing could happen
Red red wine, you make me feel so fine
You keep me gubbin all of the time
Red red wine, you have cost me loads
And that's not to mention, buying from Tesco-oh
Red red wine, you make me feel so sad
Any time…