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Offline tel

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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #45 on: September 12, 2007, 11:04:37 AM »
Mrs Tel + Ikea + WingYip + Croydon Shops (or any shops for that matter) = suffering bank balance (Even worse if Mrs Tel teams up with her mates)    
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #46 on: September 12, 2007, 11:07:48 AM »
I don't think I've ever eaten a shrimp. What is the difference between a shrimp and a prawn?

Secret Boys area my arse!
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #47 on: September 12, 2007, 11:08:18 AM »
She doesn't know about the secret Boys' area!! point:

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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #48 on: September 12, 2007, 11:08:49 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 12, 2007, 11:08:18 AM
She doesn't know about the secret Boys' area!! point:

I'm admin sweetie, I would know. Unless it's on a totally different site?  rubschin:
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« Reply #49 on: September 12, 2007, 11:09:58 AM »
No. Password protected! Surprised Barman hasn't mentioned it to you whistle:
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #50 on: September 12, 2007, 11:37:36 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 12, 2007, 11:07:48 AM
I don't think I've ever eaten a shrimp. What is the difference between a shrimp and a prawn?

Secret Boys area my arse!

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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #51 on: September 12, 2007, 11:38:25 AM »
He hasn't told her! point:
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #52 on: September 12, 2007, 11:39:09 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 12, 2007, 11:01:56 AM
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You think there is anything going on here that I don't know about?

We have a secret Boys area. OK.


We have a shrimp shop in the Village. How do you stand on shrimps, then?

Carefully I'd imagine, in wellington boots! Can be quite slippery I would say, not to mention messy!
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #53 on: September 12, 2007, 11:41:32 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 12, 2007, 11:07:48 AM
Secret Boys area my arse!

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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #54 on: September 12, 2007, 12:44:12 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2007, 11:41:32 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 12, 2007, 11:07:48 AM
Secret Boys area my arse!

 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 shocked003 I didnt think you were that kind of woman Wenchy  scared:

Clearly she can hear what's discussed in it even if she can't see it.  whistle:
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #55 on: September 12, 2007, 12:45:09 PM »
I doubt it. It's our secret!
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #56 on: September 12, 2007, 12:58:33 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 12, 2007, 12:45:09 PM
I doubt it. It's our secret!

Not any more it's not!

At least, not since you let the cat out of the bag!
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2007, 12:59:42 PM »
She hasn't got the password. Relax!

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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #58 on: September 12, 2007, 02:31:30 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 12, 2007, 09:26:20 AM
The prawns are good are they? I do have rather a prawn craving.

They have freezers full of prawns - prbably about 100 different varieties ranging in price from about a tenner for a box (2kgs I think) up to about ?25. And pig's trotters too. And an aquarium with live fish in it -  choose the one you want!  And all manner of Chinese cooking utensils/bowls etc.

On the way back from Swindon the overhead sign on the M3 advised "50mph. Debris in road".  Well, it certainly was debris but not quite what I was expecting...I need a pint or two of Young's...
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Re: Jam 'n' Meat
« Reply #59 on: September 12, 2007, 02:32:30 PM »
Fleshy debris?
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