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"Some assembly required"
« on: April 21, 2019, 01:54:35 PM »
When you buy stuff online and see the dread words and then you know that there will be a diagram that says "Connect screwbolt H to threadnut X using the supplied tool"  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Re: "Some assembly required"
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2019, 02:01:46 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2019, 01:54:35 PM
When you buy stuff online and see the dread words and then you know that there will be a diagram that says "Connect screwbolt H to threadnut X using the supplied tool"  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

It also doesn't help when the assembler has a screw loose....  whistle:

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Re: "Some assembly required"
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2019, 02:08:15 PM »
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Re: "Some assembly required"
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2019, 02:08:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2019, 01:54:35 PM
When you buy stuff online and see the dread words and then you know that there will be a diagram that says "Connect screwbolt H to threadnut X using the supplied tool"  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Or, "使用随附的工具将螺栓螺栓H连接到螺纹螺母X."  noooo:
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Re: "Some assembly required"
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2019, 02:09:20 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2019, 02:08:15 PM
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Are you saying that there aren't members here who wouldn't say I've hit the nail on the head...?  whistle:
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Re: "Some assembly required"
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2019, 02:12:18 PM »
YOu come round and put the bastard stuff together then  cussing: cussing: cussing:

You can try Mr Stew as a reward  whistle:
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Re: "Some assembly required"
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2019, 02:12:50 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:08:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2019, 01:54:35 PM
When you buy stuff online and see the dread words and then you know that there will be a diagram that says "Connect screwbolt H to threadnut X using the supplied tool"  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Or, "使用随附的工具将螺栓螺栓H连接到螺纹螺母X."  noooo:
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Re: "Some assembly required"
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2019, 02:17:51 PM »
Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2019, 02:12:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:08:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2019, 01:54:35 PM
When you buy stuff online and see the dread words and then you know that there will be a diagram that says "Connect screwbolt H to threadnut X using the supplied tool"  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Or, "使用随附的工具将螺栓螺栓H连接到螺纹螺母X."  noooo:
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Re: "Some assembly required"
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2019, 02:28:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2019, 02:17:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2019, 02:12:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:08:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2019, 01:54:35 PM
When you buy stuff online and see the dread words and then you know that there will be a diagram that says "Connect screwbolt H to threadnut X using the supplied tool"  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Or, "使用随附的工具将螺栓螺栓H连接到螺纹螺母X."  noooo:
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Re: "Some assembly required"
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2019, 02:57:20 PM »
Don't worry ..the birds will use the table whether it's on the floor or on legs  :thumbsup:
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Re: "Some assembly required"
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2019, 03:06:36 PM »
It isn't just the bird table  noooo: noooo: sad24:
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Re: "Some assembly required"
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2019, 03:12:57 PM »
Bung one of the gazillions of men you have entering your doorway an extra wodge to help with your erection  lol:
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Re: "Some assembly required"
« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2019, 03:19:39 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2019, 03:12:57 PM
Bung one of the gazillions of men you have entering your doorway an extra wodge to help with your erection  lol:

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Mr Baxter is back on Friday with his boys  rubschin:  It is a sodding chest of drawers  scared2:
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Re: "Some assembly required"
« Reply #13 on: April 21, 2019, 03:21:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2019, 03:19:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2019, 03:12:57 PM
Bung one of the gazillions of men you have entering your doorway an extra wodge to help with your erection  lol:

 evil:

Mr Baxter is back on Friday with his boys  rubschin:  It is a sodding chest of drawers  scared2:

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Re: "Some assembly required"
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2019, 04:17:10 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2019, 03:12:57 PM
Bung one of the gazillions of men you have entering your doorway an extra wodge to help with your erection  lol:
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