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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #795 on: May 26, 2021, 04:22:26 AM »
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Local bread now does not only consist of the round village bread, bakery's now bake all manner of bread, French loaf's, crusty loafs, sliced bread, bread for toast, German bread, Glutton free, etc etc the list is endless, the reason real bread goes stale quickly is because its not full of preservatives, when you buy a loaf of bread and its still soft after a week, then you better check out whats in the loaf?

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #796 on: May 26, 2021, 04:26:27 AM »
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Local bread now does not only consist of the round village bread, bakery's now bake all manner of bread, French loaf's, crusty loafs, sliced bread, bread for toast, German bread, Glutton free, etc etc the list is endless, the reason real bread goes stale quickly is because its not full of preservatives, when you buy a loaf of bread and its still soft after a week, then you better check out whats in the loaf?

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #797 on: May 26, 2021, 06:11:28 AM »
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Local bread now does not only consist of the round village bread, bakery's now bake all manner of bread, French loaf's, crusty loafs, sliced bread, bread for toast, German bread, Glutton free, etc etc the list is endless, the reason real bread goes stale quickly is because its not full of preservatives, when you buy a loaf of bread and its still soft after a week, then you better check out whats in the loaf?

This is a retired English guy, no a teen...  noooo:

Fuck knows where he buys his apostrophes from but they must be cheap...  lol:

I read that list and got a sodding earworm

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #798 on: May 26, 2021, 06:17:05 AM »
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Local bread now does not only consist of the round village bread, bakery's now bake all manner of bread, French loaf's, crusty loafs, sliced bread, bread for toast, German bread, Glutton free, etc etc the list is endless, the reason real bread goes stale quickly is because its not full of preservatives, when you buy a loaf of bread and its still soft after a week, then you better check out whats in the loaf?

This is a retired English guy, no a teen...  noooo:

Fuck knows where he buys his apostrophes from but they must be cheap...  lol:

I read that list and got a sodding earworm

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #799 on: May 31, 2021, 08:31:35 PM »
Could also go in tattoo brides but this classic ..........


"Ladies please help!
I do love my tattoos but I have one on my chest that ideally I’d like covered up for the day, any recommendations please?! I’ve tried -
Kat von D - lock-it ...

Reply ..."Emma Parkinson
Iv just had mine on my shoulder covered over with another tattoo"....... rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

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« Reply #800 on: May 31, 2021, 08:35:57 PM »
Could also go in tattoo brides but this classic ..........


"Ladies please help!
I do love my tattoos but I have one on my chest that ideally I’d like covered up for the day, any recommendations please?! I’ve tried -
Kat von D - lock-it ...

Reply ..."Emma Parkinson
Iv just had mine on my shoulder covered over with another tattoo"....... rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #801 on: June 01, 2021, 04:37:11 AM »
Could also go in tattoo brides but this classic ..........


"Ladies please help!
I do love my tattoos but I have one on my chest that ideally I’d like covered up for the day, any recommendations please?! I’ve tried -
Kat von D - lock-it ...

Reply ..."Emma Parkinson
Iv just had mine on my shoulder covered over with another tattoo"....... rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #802 on: June 01, 2021, 03:52:15 PM »
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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #803 on: June 03, 2021, 03:14:45 PM »
On a local buy/sell site ..


5 pairs of lauscha handcrafted glass eyes ... rubschin:

Do people buy second hand eyes .. rubschin:  and aren't they made to measure... rubschin:

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #804 on: June 03, 2021, 04:11:49 PM »
On a local buy/sell site ..


5 pairs of lauscha handcrafted glass eyes ... rubschin:

Do people buy second hand eyes .. rubschin:  and aren't they made to measure... rubschin:

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #805 on: June 03, 2021, 04:55:19 PM »
Just got a 7 day Faceache ban. Ail I said was "American Republicans and Trumpites are phenomenally stupid"  Shrugs:  Haven't they banned Trump?
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« Reply #806 on: June 03, 2021, 06:32:10 PM »
Just got a 7 day Faceache ban. Ail I said was "American Republicans and Trumpites are phenomenally stupid"  Shrugs:  Haven't they banned Trump?

Amateur ..11 days into 45 days ... redface:   noooo:

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« Reply #807 on: June 03, 2021, 06:34:43 PM »
Just got a 7 day Faceache ban. Ail I said was "American Republicans and Trumpites are phenomenally stupid"  Shrugs:  Haven't they banned Trump?

Amateur ..11 days into 45 days ... redface:   noooo:

"This is because 4 of your previous posts didn't follow our Community Standards.
May 15, 2021
Your post didn't follow our Community Standards on harassment and bullying"

 rubschin:  oh well .......

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #808 on: June 03, 2021, 08:00:04 PM »
Just got a 7 day Faceache ban. Ail I said was "American Republicans and Trumpites are phenomenally stupid"  Shrugs:  Haven't they banned Trump?

Amateur ..11 days into 45 days ... redface:   noooo:

"This is because 4 of your previous posts didn't follow our Community Standards.
May 15, 2021
Your post didn't follow our Community Standards on harassment and bullying"

 rubschin:  oh well .......

Only four  eeek:  ;)
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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #809 on: June 03, 2021, 08:09:49 PM »
Just got a 7 day Faceache ban. Ail I said was "American Republicans and Trumpites are phenomenally stupid"  Shrugs:  Haven't they banned Trump?

Amateur ..11 days into 45 days ... redface:   noooo:

"This is because 4 of your previous posts didn't follow our Community Standards.
May 15, 2021
Your post didn't follow our Community Standards on harassment and bullying"

 rubschin:  oh well .......

Only four  eeek:  ;)

 ;D ;D  since the previous ban 4 months earlier .. redface: redface: