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[apc2010]

Presumably has "Special Needs" or comes from Liverpool. Same thing really....

She had kids .........   future doctors..I think not....

  so depressing

The day just keeps on giving ...........just had a friends request from a B2B....she has a full arm "sleeve" of tatoos.......

Why do they do that?

I hope she isn.t reading this ..she wants to meet this Thursday.......

(and I don't know...very pretty girl....BUT that .. )..

So's that singer Amy McDonald but look at her now 

 

Bad and wrong... 

You wouldn't know whether to F55k her or read her .......

She could sing me Mr. Rock and Roll then I'd turn the lights out and do her... 

A plan!  But I believe there may be a queue

For BM.........    I doubt it........

[Steve]

 

[Barman]

Presumably has "Special Needs" or comes from Liverpool. Same thing really....

She had kids .........   future doctors..I think not....

  so depressing

The day just keeps on giving ...........just had a friends request from a B2B....she has a full arm "sleeve" of tatoos.......

Why do they do that?

I hope she isn.t reading this ..she wants to meet this Thursday.......

(and I don't know...very pretty girl....BUT that .. )..

So's that singer Amy McDonald but look at her now 

 

Bad and wrong... 

You wouldn't know whether to F55k her or read her .......

She could sing me Mr. Rock and Roll then I'd turn the lights out and do her... 

A plan!  But I believe there may be a queue

For BM.........    I doubt it........

 

[apc2010]

From Bride site .........

"Photographer shaming!
This weekend was my fathers wedding, the ceremony was simple yet beautiful! All was going brilliantly! Until it came to the group photo 😩
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Now I’ll admit as a family we can be a rowdy bunch, we love life and having fun! You could see the gentleman getting flustered as he tried to arrange us as we all chatted and laughed together!
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Bit of background on our DJ, he was a friend of my fathers so was s guest. He’s also quite famous in his own right having toured with Damian Marley!
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Back to it, as we’re getting into order for this picture, the photographer suddenly yells out to our DJ
“WILL THE DARK MAN PLEASE STEPP FORWARD!” Pure silence. Everyone collectively cringed and begged the ground to open up! Our DJ was so outraged he flatly refused to DJ the reception if the photographer was there! My dad promptly asks Mr Photographer to leave and we are forced to drink this cringeworthy memory away!"


 

[apc2010]

First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
5 hrs ·
Here..macdonalds on order and first horrendously strong cocktails drunk!



 

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"Mark Cording‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
7 hrs ·
Seen some people have ordered McDonalds and had it delivered. Does anyone know how you can do this"

[apc2010]

First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
5 hrs ·
Here..macdonalds on order and first horrendously strong cocktails drunk!



 

AGAIN.....

"Mark Cording‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
7 hrs ·
Seen some people have ordered McDonalds and had it delivered. Does anyone know how you can do this"

"Laura Nock We arrived late last Wednesday and they provided wraps but we ordered a McDonald’s "

 

[Barman]

First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
5 hrs ·
Here..macdonalds on order and first horrendously strong cocktails drunk!



 

AGAIN.....

"Mark Cording‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
7 hrs ·
Seen some people have ordered McDonalds and had it delivered. Does anyone know how you can do this"

"Laura Nock We arrived late last Wednesday and they provided wraps but we ordered a McDonald’s "

 

 

Not on FaceArse but I was chatting to some tourists in the village square yesterday, told them about the best beaches, archaeological sites, etc.

Then they said, "Is there a Lidl close be so we can buy some decent food?"

[Grumpmeister]

First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
5 hrs ·
Here..macdonalds on order and first horrendously strong cocktails drunk!



 

AGAIN.....

"Mark Cording‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
7 hrs ·
Seen some people have ordered McDonalds and had it delivered. Does anyone know how you can do this"

"Laura Nock We arrived late last Wednesday and they provided wraps but we ordered a McDonald’s "

 

 

Not on FaceArse but I was chatting to some tourists in the village square yesterday, told them about the best beaches, archaeological sites, etc.

Then they said, "Is there a Lidl close be so we can buy some decent food?"

Perhaps they thought that after talking to you they had seen enough ancient ruins and could go to the beach after lunch...   

[apc2010]

‎Jason Foster‎ to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
7 hrs ·
TUI you should be ashamed of yourselves.!!!! This weather was not in the brochure or even mentioned in the literature



This beats them all !!!!!!!!!

[apc2010]

to First Choice Holiday Village Aliathon, Cyprus
2 mins ·
does anyone have a email address for the hotel

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Abby Vanstone On the front of the pic on home page


 

[Steve]

 

[apc2010]

"Is there donuts in the restaurant for breakfast? Xx"



Miss D...............



 

[Steve]

Now I want Donuts for breakfast

[apc2010]

 Sarah Cadwallader Okay thanks I’ll stock up on snacks for my 5 year old then. I’ve promised him a mc Donald’s delivery when we arrive as it’s late but I’m hoping he’ll forget lol.............

[apc2010]

TYPO ALERT.....

"Something ive not seen anyone post or if you have im sorry ive missed! Were have you all got your wedding laundry from... im taking lace ect haha 😂🙈 something i dont really care about usually (underwear) but with it being a special day and al "


I hope ........