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Offline Steve

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #375 on: February 28, 2020, 09:31:46 PM »
When your FB name is ..Rachel Childminder Wood...and you are a child-minder ...maybe not the best to post .." just passed my maths exam ..1st time I have passed any F88king test ".......

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« Reply #376 on: February 29, 2020, 04:40:40 AM »
When your FB name is ..Rachel Childminder Wood...and you are a child-minder ...maybe not the best to post .." just passed my maths exam ..1st time I have passed any F88king test ".......

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #377 on: March 08, 2020, 04:58:34 PM »
We have a buying/selling FB page for our village.

Somebody posts (with pictures)...

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Made to measure sliding wardrobes
€185
Limassol
🔸Looking to renovate your home?🔸
🔸Replace the old wardrobe doors?🔸
🔸Or replace your complete wardrobe?🔸
We supply & Install in 10 working days
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Hi. Do you install kitchen sinks

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #378 on: March 08, 2020, 07:23:25 PM »
We have a buying/selling FB page for our village.

Somebody posts (with pictures)...

Quote
Made to measure sliding wardrobes
€185
Limassol
🔸Looking to renovate your home?🔸
🔸Replace the old wardrobe doors?🔸
🔸Or replace your complete wardrobe?🔸
We supply & Install in 10 working days
Made to measure sizes
1000`s of colours available
Message us today for a price
Or
Call us on 7000 0076

And the first reply...?

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Hi. Do you install kitchen sinks

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Maybe say... the first advert had didn't sink in ......... rubschin:

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #379 on: March 08, 2020, 07:27:35 PM »
We have a buying/selling FB page for our village.

Somebody posts (with pictures)...

Quote
Made to measure sliding wardrobes
€185
Limassol
🔸Looking to renovate your home?🔸
🔸Replace the old wardrobe doors?🔸
🔸Or replace your complete wardrobe?🔸
We supply & Install in 10 working days
Made to measure sizes
1000`s of colours available
Message us today for a price
Or
Call us on 7000 0076

And the first reply...?

Quote
Hi. Do you install kitchen sinks

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Maybe say... the first advert had didn't sink in ......... rubschin:

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #380 on: March 08, 2020, 09:20:54 PM »
We have a buying/selling FB page for our village.

Somebody posts (with pictures)...

Quote
Made to measure sliding wardrobes
€185
Limassol
🔸Looking to renovate your home?🔸
🔸Replace the old wardrobe doors?🔸
🔸Or replace your complete wardrobe?🔸
We supply & Install in 10 working days
Made to measure sizes
1000`s of colours available
Message us today for a price
Or
Call us on 7000 0076

And the first reply...?

Quote
Hi. Do you install kitchen sinks

facepalm:

Maybe say... the first advert had didn't sink in ......... rubschin:

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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #381 on: March 08, 2020, 11:35:34 PM »
" I remember some lad, giving a pretty singer a turnip, at a festival, I often think about it and wonder if she does..."


Darwin........ rubschin:

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #382 on: March 08, 2020, 11:43:10 PM »
" I remember some lad, giving a pretty singer a turnip, at a festival, I often think about it and wonder if she does..."


Mr Darwin sir's man........ rubschin:

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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #383 on: March 09, 2020, 09:30:04 AM »
" I remember some lad, giving a pretty singer a turnip, at a festival, I often think about it and wonder if she does..."


Darwin........ rubschin:
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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #384 on: March 17, 2020, 10:23:21 PM »
"More idiots must were condoms"



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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #385 on: March 17, 2020, 11:07:46 PM »
"More idiots must were condoms"



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Just a thought but seeing as Nick is going to have a lot more free time on his hands and we need to keep him out of trouble why not unleash him onto that FB page...  whistle:
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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #386 on: March 19, 2020, 02:59:02 PM »
Best quote today on comments about corona .....

"Give that person 2 medals ............




One for being a f88king idiot ......the other one coz the **** will lose the 1st one ".......





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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #387 on: March 19, 2020, 03:57:58 PM »
Best quote today on comments about corona .....

"Give that person 2 medals ............




One for being a f88king idiot ......the other one coz the **** will lose the 1st one ".......





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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #388 on: March 19, 2020, 05:21:28 PM »
Best quote today on comments about corona .....

"Give that person 2 medals ............




One for being a f88king idiot ......the other one coz the **** will lose the 1st one ".......





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Re: Facebook Replies...
« Reply #389 on: March 19, 2020, 08:38:50 PM »
Best quote today on comments about corona .....

"Give that person 2 medals ............




One for being a f88king idiot ......the other one coz the **** will lose the 1st one ".......





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