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[Just One More]

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?
• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
• 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
• 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
• 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
• 249 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
• 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
• 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
• 12 to post F.
• 8 to ask what F means.
• 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
• 3 to say "can't share"
• 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
• 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
• 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
• 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
• 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
• 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
• 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
• 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
• 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
• 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again...........

 

 

• 20 pairs of two to tag each others names, time after time after fecking time. And never ever add anything to the group 

[Just One More]

Not a Faceache reply, but a notification I received last night from Faceache

Apparently I had posted a picture that had breached their community standards, so I have been reminded that there is a naughty step available to use for a few days if required

We don't allow symbols, praise or support of dangerous individuals or organisations on Facebook.
We define dangerous as things such as:
•   • Terrorist activity
•   • Organised hate or violence
•   • Mass or serial murder
•   • Human trafficking
•   • Criminal or harmful activity

Here's the "offensive" picture



I posted it 23/11/2013. Nobody has posted on that picture since November 2013 or on the group since 2016 FFs

Humourless bastards 

[Barman]

Not a Faceache reply, but a notification I received last night from Faceache

Apparently I had posted a picture that had breached their community standards, so I have been reminded that there is a naughty step available to use for a few days if required

We don't allow symbols, praise or support of dangerous individuals or organisations on Facebook.
We define dangerous as things such as:
•   • Terrorist activity
•   • Organised hate or violence
•   • Mass or serial murder
•   • Human trafficking
•   • Criminal or harmful activity

Here's the "offensive" picture



I posted it 23/11/2013. Nobody has posted on that picture since November 2013 or on the group since 2016 FFs

Humourless bastards 

 

[Steve]

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?
• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
• 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
• 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
• 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
• 249 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
• 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
• 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
• 12 to post F.
• 8 to ask what F means.
• 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
• 3 to say "can't share"
• 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
• 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
• 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
• 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
• 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
• 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
• 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
• 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
• 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
• 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again...........

 

[Uncle Mort]

Too true to be funny. 

[apc2010]

"Dose anyone no about flying back from the UK what has to be don't or if someone flown in last week"


       it like they try ...

[Steve]

"Dose anyone no about flying back from the UK what has to be don't or if someone flown in last week"


       it like they try ...

And these people go on to be parents and vote and drive 

[Barman]

"Dose anyone no about flying back from the UK what has to be don't or if someone flown in last week"


       it like they try ...

 

[apc2010]

If you are selling your car ..check the spelling/model ....

"selling MRs .had 3 years no major problems, future classic".........

MR2.........

[Barman]

If you are selling your car ..check the spelling/model ....

"selling MRs .had 3 years no major problems, future classic".........

MR2.........

 

[apc2010]

If you are selling your car ..check the spelling/model ....

"selling MRs .had 3 years no major problems, future classic".........

MR2.........

Wouldn't mind but had asked for a test drive ...then realised ....

 

[Barman]

I posted...

We've ordered meals on-line from Saffron Pissouri several times during The Lockdowns.

Our experience: -

The on-line ordering and payment system works really well.

The food has been ready on-time, was piping hot and delicious.

The staff have been polite and helpful.

It isn't the cheapest Take-Away in the village but I can't fault the food and service.

But the manager wades in with a full-on lashing!

[Steve]

 

Looks like the classic angry replying in a rush to wrong post eff up.  Shame as your post was very good

[apc2010]

I posted...

We've ordered meals on-line from Saffron Pissouri several times during The Lockdowns.

Our experience: -

The on-line ordering and payment system works really well.

The food has been ready on-time, was piping hot and delicious.

The staff have been polite and helpful.

It isn't the cheapest Take-Away in the village but I can't fault the food and service.

But the manager wades in with a full-on lashing!

The spelling...

[Barman]

I posted...

We've ordered meals on-line from Saffron Pissouri several times during The Lockdowns.

Our experience: -

The on-line ordering and payment system works really well.

The food has been ready on-time, was piping hot and delicious.

The staff have been polite and helpful.

It isn't the cheapest Take-Away in the village but I can't fault the food and service.

But the manager wades in with a full-on lashing!

The spelling...

I know...

She won't speak to LL because I insulted her* many years ago...

I'm inclined to believe the manager over her TBH... 










* She was out in the village and I said how nice it was for her to bring her Dad out (it was her husband), twice...