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Sodding kids
« on: May 03, 2019, 10:29:12 AM »
A tip to Hull to see The Boy and the fragrant Sophie tomorrow has been planned for weeks. Mindful that I will be there all day I have booked and pre paid a NON REFUNDABLE hotel room in Huull.

I text the Boy for the umpteenth time to remind him of the arrangements.

He finally replies and says he had completely forgotten and has other plans. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2019, 10:31:14 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 03, 2019, 10:29:12 AM
A tip to Hull to see The Boy and the fragrant Sophie tomorrow has been planned for weeks. Mindful that I will be there all day I have booked and pre paid a NON REFUNDABLE hotel room in Huull.

I text the Boy for the umpteenth time to remind him of the arrangements.

He finally replies and says he had completely forgotten and has other plans. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tell him you have 'other plans' for the cash you were going to leave him!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2019, 10:43:34 AM »
I do  eveilgrin:
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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2019, 10:46:20 AM »
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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2019, 11:23:45 AM »
Quote from: Nick on May 03, 2019, 10:29:12 AM
A tip to Hull to see The Boy and the fragrant Sophie tomorrow has been planned for weeks. Mindful that I will be there all day I have booked and pre paid a NON REFUNDABLE hotel room in Huull.

I text the Boy for the umpteenth time to remind him of the arrangements.

He finally replies and says he had completely forgotten and has other plans. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Has he got a pre-paid hotel room for him and Sophie............ rubschin:
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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2019, 11:50:52 AM »
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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2019, 12:23:20 PM »
Look on the bright side, as the boy has other plans you don't have to go to Hull...  :thumbsup:
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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2019, 01:10:18 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 03, 2019, 12:23:20 PM
Look on the bright side, as the boy has other plans you don't have to go to Hull...  :thumbsup:
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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2019, 01:12:27 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 03, 2019, 10:31:14 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 03, 2019, 10:29:12 AM
A tip to Hull to see The Boy and the fragrant Sophie tomorrow has been planned for weeks. Mindful that I will be there all day I have booked and pre paid a NON REFUNDABLE hotel room in Huull.

I text the Boy for the umpteenth time to remind him of the arrangements.

He finally replies and says he had completely forgotten and has other plans. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tell him you have 'other plans' for the cash you were going to leave him!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2019, 01:20:01 PM »
Quote from: Steve on May 03, 2019, 01:12:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on May 03, 2019, 10:31:14 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 03, 2019, 10:29:12 AM
A tip to Hull to see The Boy and the fragrant Sophie tomorrow has been planned for weeks. Mindful that I will be there all day I have booked and pre paid a NON REFUNDABLE hotel room in Huull.

I text the Boy for the umpteenth time to remind him of the arrangements.

He finally replies and says he had completely forgotten and has other plans. Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Tell him you have 'other plans' for the cash you were going to leave him!  eveilgrin:


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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2019, 01:24:26 PM »
I was given a framed copy of that when I left the Telford job  cloud9:
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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2019, 02:31:03 PM »
Offer to join them now you will be there  :thumbsup:

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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2019, 03:07:39 PM »
I am now on an even more expensive Plan B  evil:
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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2020, 05:01:05 PM »
The Boy has a car and has a job delivering pizzas.

He calls: Hi, I have had a crash.

Me: Are you OK?

Him: Yes,but I have done £3000 worth of damage to his car  eeek:

Me: Was he in it (thinks Whipcash)

Him: No, but my car is a bit bent

Me: Will the insurance cover it? Why are you telling me this?

Him: Yes, all insured but Mum is going ballistic

Me:  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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Re: Sodding kids
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2020, 05:44:22 PM »
Quote from: Nick on June 04, 2020, 05:01:05 PM
The Boy has a car and has a job delivering pizzas.

He calls: Hi, I have had a crash.

Me: Are you OK?

Him: Yes,but I have done £3000 worth of damage to his car  eeek:

Me: Was he in it (thinks Whipcash)

Him: No, but my car is a bit bent

Me: Will the insurance cover it? Why are you telling me this?

Him: Yes, all insured but Mum is going ballistic

Me:  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

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