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Offline Miss Demeanour

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The exile of Jezza Kyle
« on: May 13, 2019, 09:23:35 PM »
So someone has died  a week after being on the Jeremy Kyle show ( and you can only presume this wasn't from embarrassment )

Now no more of these dreadful programs are to be aired.

What will we do  lol:

What will poor Graham do ?

And how will the DNA lab cope with such a loss of business ?
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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2019, 09:35:17 PM »
Dammit Miss D this is a complete tragedy. That show had one important function. It didn't matter how screwed up your day was you knew you could always watch the show and realise it could be worse, you could be one of those fuckwits.  lol:
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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2019, 10:08:47 PM »
Sounds like ITV discovered something really bad had happened far far worse than that arrogant git's slimy face and smile

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2019, 11:27:46 PM »
Dammit Miss D this is a complete tragedy. That show had one important function. It didn't matter how screwed up your day was you knew you could always watch the show and realise it could be worse, you could be one of those fuckwits.  lol:

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2019, 09:58:41 AM »
Well to no great shock it was a suicide

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/jeremy-kyle-show-guest-found-dead-after-failing-lie-detector-named-as-steve-dymond-a4141411.html

Do I blame Kyle for the death?  No but I do blame them for making money out of misery.  Shit show, nasty people good riddance
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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2019, 11:42:12 AM »
3.100 episodes......... eeek:




I must have missed 3,098.... noooo:

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2019, 01:02:50 PM »
3.100 episodes......... eeek:




I must have missed 3,098.... noooo:
That's 2 fewer than I have missed.
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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2019, 01:04:39 PM »
3.100 episodes......... eeek:




I must have missed 3,098.... noooo:
That's 2 fewer than I have missed.

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2019, 01:15:18 PM »
3.100 episodes......... eeek:




I must have missed 3,098.... noooo:
That's 2 fewer than I have missed.
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Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2019, 01:25:18 PM »
3.100 episodes......... eeek:




I must have missed 3,098.... noooo:
That's 2 fewer than I have missed.
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Yes but Apey has to research his customer base...  whistle:
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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2019, 01:26:34 PM »
3.100 episodes......... eeek:




I must have missed 3,098.... noooo:
That's 2 fewer than I have missed.
:thumbsup:

Yes but Apey has to research his customer base...  whistle:

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2019, 01:49:31 PM »
3.100 episodes......... eeek:




I must have missed 3,098.... noooo:
That's 2 fewer than I have missed.
:thumbsup:

Yes but Apey has to research his customer base...  whistle:
he sees it as Friends Reunited live you say?
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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2019, 01:51:41 PM »
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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2020, 07:43:12 PM »
So they are bringing it back......so everyone forgot about the suicide now .... noooo: ..

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Re: The exile of Jezza Kyle
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2020, 07:46:30 PM »
All the shits come back. Look at Gove, Trump and Johnson  ::)
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