We have a light in the kitchen that comes on at sunset and goes off at a random time later in the evening for security purposes…
Today I wandered into the kitchen and noticed that the light wasn’t on.
BM: Hey Google, what time is sunset today?
Miss Google: Today in Pissouri the sun set at 4:55.
BM: So why isn’t the fucking light on then?
MG: It looks like the kitchen light isn’t available at the moment!
LL turned the light off last night...