I did speak to Mr Wench on this subject last night. He said he's too busy! What with school work and catching up with his football website/message board his time on the laptop is limited!
See. I'm not in trouble am I Wenchy?
You lads have gorrit all wrong....again.
I know just how to charm the wimmen like.
Ask him to pay us a visit Wenchy. I'm sure I/ we can talk him 'round, even if he only pops in occassionally.