1. NOd lost his backpack at the airport. It contained: passport, wallet, all cash, phone, specs etc.
I found it before security shut the place down

2. The car is the teeniest Fiat 500. How the fuck we get Pasties in it on Saturday without putting Nod in the boot, I do not know.....

3. Caught Nod sorting his small change into little bags. I asked him why. "These EUro coins are not Spanish, look these are Irish!"
I spend time explaining about the Euro
