Chatting to Miss I yesterday, I warned her that unless she got a move on and published her trilogy of novels soon that I would come back to haunt her. I said that, in the event of there being an afterlife (which I doubt) I would apply to join the Poltergeist Corps (they may have one) and that I would make all her future homes untidy and rearrange her knicker drawer.
I would make a good poltergeist as I like to keep busy. Being dead must be quite boring and I reckon you might get to meet a more interesting class of dead people and get some poltergeist training and get to learn on the job, so to speak. I imagine you may have to get a licence of some sort.
What does the VP reckon?
