My new DIY Blood Pressure machine

[Nick]

It's fun and I can use it without reading the instructions 

[apc2010]

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAANY JOOOOkESSSSSSS..!!!!!!

 

[Nick]

I suppose it depends what you wrap the squeezy thingy around 

[Steve]

I suppose it depends what you wrap the squeezy thingy around 

Nod's neck?

[Nick]

 

[Nick]

OK, so the quack wants me to read my BP about 4 times a day and then average out the results over a month.

He also wants me to note what I have been doing in the period leading up to the BP test

What is absolutely consistent is that my BP is under my "target" after a bottle of collapso   

He is going to be in a dilemma when I report this 

[Steve]

Just take two readings and make up the rest include some false stories like this was when you were disarming a bomb, this was when you were bonking the doctors wife etc

[Nick]

Good plan    And my machine proves that collapso is good for you! May have to call the Daily Wail 

[Grumpmeister]

Just take two readings and make up the rest include some false stories like this was when you were disarming a bomb, this was when you were bonking the doctors wife etc

Make up stories? A normal day for Nick would provide enough chaos, drama and destruction to bugger up his readings anyway.. 

[Barman]

 

Must check mine and get my blood tests done tomorrow.... 

[Nick]

Average of 127/76 

[Steve]

Average of 127/76 

Now think 'Kaye' and see what it reads

[Nick]

 

It always goes up when Miss I calls*



























































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[Steve]

[Nick]

In whose end?