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Re: For Steve .......
« Reply #390 on: April 23, 2023, 07:50:12 AM »


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Re: For Steve .......
« Reply #391 on: April 23, 2023, 09:47:06 AM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: For Steve .......
« Reply #392 on: April 24, 2023, 11:27:31 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: For Steve .......
« Reply #393 on: April 24, 2023, 11:36:08 PM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: For Steve .......
« Reply #394 on: April 25, 2023, 09:05:41 AM »
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Re: For Steve .......
« Reply #395 on: April 28, 2023, 03:30:09 PM »
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said,"You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."
The cat thought for a minute and then said "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."
God said, "Say no more."Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together.
God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.
The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again. "God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow... God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life.
The pillow is so fluffy, and those little 'Meals on Wheels' you have been sending over are delicious."
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: For Steve .......
« Reply #396 on: April 28, 2023, 11:38:37 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: For Steve .......
« Reply #397 on: April 29, 2023, 07:22:02 AM »
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said,"You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."
The cat thought for a minute and then said "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."
God said, "Say no more."Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together.
God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.
The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again. "God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow... God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life.
The pillow is so fluffy, and those little 'Meals on Wheels' you have been sending over are delicious."

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Re: For Steve .......
« Reply #398 on: May 01, 2023, 04:41:50 PM »


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Re: For Steve .......
« Reply #399 on: May 01, 2023, 08:01:18 PM »
Well, whatever, nevermind

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Re: For Steve .......
« Reply #400 on: May 03, 2023, 10:00:50 AM »
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

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Re: For Steve .......
« Reply #401 on: May 03, 2023, 10:47:03 AM »
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Re: For Steve .......
« Reply #403 on: May 07, 2023, 05:44:05 PM »
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