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Customs declarations
« on: October 16, 2019, 03:55:44 PM »
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

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Re: Customs declarations
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2019, 03:56:45 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 16, 2019, 03:55:44 PM
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

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An MP3 player...?  rubschin:
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Re: Customs declarations
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2019, 04:00:29 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 16, 2019, 03:56:45 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 16, 2019, 03:55:44 PM
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

 facepalm:

An MP3 player...?  rubschin:

Yeah ...a personal player .......... Thumbs:
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Re: Customs declarations
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2019, 04:01:45 PM »
Ask Foggy to explain. Or demonstrate  whistle:
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Re: Customs declarations
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2019, 04:03:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 16, 2019, 03:55:44 PM
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

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So the one marked whips, cleats and inflatable dolls is no problem then?
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Re: Customs declarations
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2019, 04:05:01 PM »
 rubschin:

There are some handcuffs in one of the boxes  eyes:
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Re: Customs declarations
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2019, 04:07:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 16, 2019, 04:05:01 PM
rubschin:

There are some handcuffs in one of the boxes  eyes:
Why of course
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Re: Customs declarations
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2019, 04:27:57 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 16, 2019, 04:00:29 PM
Quote from: Barman on October 16, 2019, 03:56:45 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 16, 2019, 03:55:44 PM
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

 facepalm:

An MP3 player...?  rubschin:

Yeah ...a personal player .......... Thumbs:

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Re: Customs declarations
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2019, 05:52:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on October 16, 2019, 03:55:44 PM
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

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Is that all her Fisher Price toys?  🤔
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Re: Customs declarations
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2019, 05:53:23 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 16, 2019, 05:52:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 16, 2019, 03:55:44 PM
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

 facepalm:

Is that all her Fisher Price toys?  🤔

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Re: Customs declarations
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2019, 05:54:38 PM »
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Re: Customs declarations
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2019, 06:29:56 PM »
Just slap a 'used by Nick' sticker on the box, nobody in their right mind would open it then. Anyone who is daft enough to have a look deserves the trauma....  whistle:
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Re: Customs declarations
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2019, 06:39:57 PM »
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Re: Customs declarations
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2019, 06:59:18 PM »
Quote from: Barman on October 16, 2019, 05:53:23 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 16, 2019, 05:52:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on October 16, 2019, 03:55:44 PM
Miss I has left a lot of boxes of stuff at my flat. Books, shoes and other items.

Freight forwarders are coming round to collect and send on to her.  I told her that they would have to unseal the boxes to check the contents for the Customs Declaration.

There was a long pause.

She said, "Any chance you can steer them away from the little box marked "Sundry Personal Electrical Items"?"

 facepalm:

Is that all her Fisher Price toys?  🤔

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Re: Customs declarations
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2019, 07:01:34 PM »
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