There's a LIDL at the end of the road. A recce reveals they have certain essential cooking items I need and remarkably cheap collapso.
I go there with a list. On the way round I see some Christmas decorations: a box containing tinsel, baubles, lights, the lot!! Only £9.99

Ooh, look, Stollen. I could freeze that

I could freeze some of those mince pies too

Ooh, pre-packed goose

That port will come in nearer the time, so why not

I feel like an idiot
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