Nod's brain

[Nick]

Taking him to the horsepickle tomorrow. They want to do some tests on his brain and his co ordination to find out why he keeps falling over.

I could tell them, but I won't 

[Steve]

Taking him to the horsepickle tomorrow. They want to do some tests on his brain and his co ordination to find out why he keeps falling over.

I could tell them, but I won't 

  he's secret is safe with you and us.    less than safe then

[Grumpmeister]

Taking him to the horsepickle tomorrow. They want to do some tests on his brain and his co ordination to find out why he keeps falling over.

I could tell them, but I won't 

You won't have to tell them, as soon as they see you they will know the cause... 

[Barman]

 

[Grumpmeister]

 

It was generous of you to share your brain scan for comparison BM... 

[Barman]

 

It was generous of you to share your brain scan for comparison BM... 

 

[Steve]

 

Surely that's supposing Nod's brain is in his head and not his arse.  A mahoosive presumption given what we've been told

[Nick]

Only Nod could break the test equipment 

[Steve]

Only Nod could break the test equipment 

[Nick]

Hand -eye coordination test. Some machine where he had to press buttons. Pressed then all or summat. Machine fused 

[Grumpmeister]

Hand -eye coordination test. Some machine where he had to press buttons. Pressed then all or summat. Machine fused 

He's been absorbing Nick-o-rays for decades, are you really surprised at this...? 

[Steve]

Hand -eye coordination test. Some machine where he had to press buttons. Pressed then all or summat. Machine fused 

[Nick]

For various reasons, Nod owes me about £900. Earlier he gave me his credit card.

Me: What can I do with this?
Nod: Just wave it over your phone

 

[Barman]

For various reasons, Nod owes me about £900. Earlier he gave me his credit card.

Me: What can I do with this?
Nod: Just wave it over your phone

 

On-line shopping! 

[Nick]

Buy him an Alpaca you say