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Offline Nick

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Offers I don't understand
« on: November 27, 2019, 02:17:33 PM »
Vodafone calls and offers to send me a free tablet compooter AND reduce my monthly bill by 40%  IF I accept the pooter, otherwise my bill stays the same  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Why am I suspicious?  rubschin:

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Re: Offers I don't understand
« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2019, 02:27:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 27, 2019, 02:17:33 PM
Vodafone calls and offers to send me a free tablet compooter AND reduce my monthly bill by 40%  IF I accept the pooter, otherwise my bill stays the same  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Why am I suspicious?  rubschin:

Are you out of your lock in period by any chance?  rubschin:
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Re: Offers I don't understand
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2019, 02:33:24 PM »
Been with them for 12 years  rubschin:
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Re: Offers I don't understand
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2019, 02:34:58 PM »
If you havent redone your contract then it sounds like a decent deal but you would be locked in with them for I'd guess 2 years
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Re: Offers I don't understand
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2019, 02:37:36 PM »
I could be dead by then  sad32:
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Re: Offers I don't understand
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2019, 03:15:53 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 27, 2019, 02:37:36 PM
I could be dead by then  sad32:

I'll have the tablet!  Thumbs:
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Re: Offers I don't understand
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2019, 03:16:18 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 27, 2019, 03:15:53 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 27, 2019, 02:37:36 PM
I could be dead by then  sad32:

I'll have the tablet!  Thumbs:

Broken your replacement already then...  noooo:
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Re: Offers I don't understand
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2019, 08:07:22 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on November 27, 2019, 02:27:57 PM
Quote from: Nick on November 27, 2019, 02:17:33 PM
Vodafone calls and offers to send me a free tablet compooter AND reduce my monthly bill by 40%  IF I accept the pooter, otherwise my bill stays the same  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Why am I suspicious?  rubschin:

Are you out of your lock in period by any chance?  rubschin:

What has his lock keeping got to do with it ...... rubschin:
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Re: Offers I don't understand
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2019, 10:31:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick on November 27, 2019, 02:37:36 PM
I could be dead by then  sad32:
Well that PC certainly will be.  I give it 6 months, less if you let The Boy near it
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Re: Offers I don't understand
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2019, 07:21:40 AM »
It is being delivered today. I will, of course, be out  noooo:
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Re: Offers I don't understand
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2019, 07:47:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2019, 07:21:40 AM
It is being delivered today. I will, of course, be out  noooo:

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Re: Offers I don't understand
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2019, 07:53:46 AM »
It's a Hwaw, huahwe, haway  Chinese
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Re: Offers I don't understand
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2019, 08:14:44 AM »
Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2019, 07:53:46 AM
It's a Hwaw, huahwe, haway  Chinese

Haaawwwaaayyyyyyy?  rubschin:
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Re: Offers I don't understand
« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2019, 09:21:44 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 28, 2019, 08:14:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2019, 07:53:46 AM
It's a Hwaw, huahwe, haway  Chinese

Haaawwwaaayyyyyyy?  rubschin:
It'll be spying on all Nick's thoughts, typing and deeds
 
A million Chinese spooks brains are about to get fried.   :thumbsup:
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Re: Offers I don't understand
« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2019, 11:01:21 AM »
Quote from: Steve on November 28, 2019, 09:21:44 AM
Quote from: Barman on November 28, 2019, 08:14:44 AM
Quote from: Nick on November 28, 2019, 07:53:46 AM
It's a Hwaw, huahwe, haway  Chinese

Haaawwwaaayyyyyyy?  rubschin:
It'll be spying on all Nick's thoughts, typing and deeds
 
A million Chinese spooks brains are about to get fried.   :thumbsup:

This is perfect. They will think that Nick is our ultimate doomsday weapon of mass gubberation. All we need to do now is every once in a while apply for a Chinese visa in his name....   Sinister:
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