Wimmin's hairstyle crises

[Nick]

What is it with wimmin and their hair??

Mrs Nick was forever mucking about with hers and various wimmin friends are always reaching for the dye, the bleach or the scissors.

Miss I has hers up or down, in plaits, ponytails, straightened, unstraightened, dyed green (!) which was a predictably tear stained disaster, dyed red (ditto) and now has a "bob" and is having a major fret about it.

Telling her it looked "bootiful and made her 'look like a princess  '" led to accusations of being sarcy 

[Grumpmeister]

So she wasn't sure about the style and was feeling self conscious having had it done and thought you were taking the piss because you sounded like the lovechild of Bernard Matthews and an Essex boy.   

Casanunder strikes again. 

[Barman]

What is it with wimmin and their hair??

Mrs Nick was forever mucking about with hers and various wimmin friends are always reaching for the dye, the bleach or the scissors.

Miss I has hers up or down, in plaits, ponytails, straightened, unstraightened, dyed green (!) which was a predictably tear stained disaster, dyed red (ditto) and now has a "bob" and is having a major fret about it.

Telling her it looked "bootiful and made her 'look like a princess  '" led to accusations of being sarcy 

It is beyond our understanding... 

LL goes to a local guy, spends kerrrchiiiinnngg and looks the same when she gets back... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Don't mess with what you don't understand 

Either pay the compliment or pay the bill 

[Barman]

Don't mess with what you don't understand 

Either pay the compliment or pay the bill 

i think I do both... 

[Grumpmeister]

Don't mess with what you don't understand 

Either pay the compliment or pay the bill 

It's part of a test to make sure that you can still protect them from the mahoosive stompy snarly things with big teeth that used to roam the land (ask BM, he was around back in those days). The other part is the 'does this make my bum look big' question to see if you have the courage to protect them... 

[Miss Demeanour]

Don't mess with what you don't understand 

Either pay the compliment or pay the bill 

i think I do both... 

You have learnt well oh wise one 

[Barman]

Don't mess with what you don't understand 

Either pay the compliment or pay the bill 

i think I do both... 

You have learnt well oh wise one 

 

[Steve]

Mrs K spends a fortune with Mia and I always say "that looks good"  (and actually it does as Mia is a smart cookie)

She pays on her credit card and it tends to get paid out of the account my pensions got into - but then my car insurance is paid out of the account her pensions go into

Apart from that  - what Miss said

[Nick]

I could post a pic, like. We could vote 

[Steve]

I could post a pic, like. We could vote 

[Nick]

Nah