The all new Christmas Tree related injuries thread

[Nick]

1. Drag Christmas Tree 300 yards to car and nearly put my back out
2. Nearly get ruptured attempting to insert tree into car
3. Poke self in eye with branch when getting tree out of car
4. Scrape hands on tree trunk when hurling it over a fence

 

[Barman]

1. Drag Christmas Tree 300 yards to car and nearly put my back out
2. Nearly get ruptured attempting to insert tree into car
3. Poke self in eye with branch when getting tree out of car
4. Scrape hands on tree trunk when hurling it over a fence

 

At least it isn't made out of an owld pallet like ours is... 

What was she fucking thinking...?

[Nick]

Djenga???

Or a bird table? 

[Miss Demeanour]

1. Drag Christmas Tree 300 yards to car and nearly put my back out
2. Nearly get ruptured attempting to insert tree into car
3. Poke self in eye with branch when getting tree out of car
4. Scrape hands on tree trunk when hurling it over a fence

 

At least it isn't made out of an owld pallet like ours is... 

What was she fucking thinking...?

How is she meant to fit all the pressies she has bought you under that ??

[Barman]

1. Drag Christmas Tree 300 yards to car and nearly put my back out
2. Nearly get ruptured attempting to insert tree into car
3. Poke self in eye with branch when getting tree out of car
4. Scrape hands on tree trunk when hurling it over a fence

 

At least it isn't made out of an owld pallet like ours is... 

What was she fucking thinking...?

How is she meant to fit all the pressies she has bought you under that ??

If she has bought me and many as I have for her it won't be a problem... 

[Steve]

1. Drag Christmas Tree 300 yards to car and nearly put my back out
2. Nearly get ruptured attempting to insert tree into car
3. Poke self in eye with branch when getting tree out of car
4. Scrape hands on tree trunk when hurling it over a fence

 

At least it isn't made out of an owld pallet like ours is... 

What was she fucking thinking...?

Toss it in the recycling bin and put it out of its misery

[Nick]

Put it in the pellet stove 

[Barman]

I'm gonna burn it after Xmas for sure... But not in the pellet stove... 

[apc2010]

1. Drag Christmas Tree 300 yards to car and nearly put my back out
2. Nearly get ruptured attempting to insert tree into car
3. Poke self in eye with branch when getting tree out of car
4. Scrape hands on tree trunk when hurling it over a fence

 

Did you put it up yourself ..........

[Nick]

 

Leaving that pleasure until tomorrow 

[Steve]

Ours is still in her car

 

[Barman]

Ours is still in her car

 

 

[Steve]

 

It's a bleeding 6 foot monstrosity (Mrs K wanted the 7 footer but it was £55 and looked like a six footer with a stick stuck on it)

And it's now been brought in

[Nick]

My 7 footer cost £20 

[apc2010]

My 7 footer cost £20