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Spiders
« on: September 13, 2007, 11:42:18 AM »
Mild winter I spose, but there are millions of the buggers and they all seem to want to come and live in my house. I have just got back and one whopper has taken advantage of my absence by spinning an immmense web right across the stairs. Heaven knows what he is expecting to catch in it. I am covered in spiderwebby stuff. evil:
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2007, 11:50:17 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2007, 11:42:18 AM
Mild winter I spose, but there are millions of the buggers and they all seem to want to come and live in my house. I have just got back and one whopper has taken advantage of my absence by spinning an immmense web right across the stairs. Heaven knows what he is expecting to catch in it. I am covered in spiderwebby stuff. evil:
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Does the boy wear red lycra at all?
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2007, 11:51:32 AM »
He does have a spiderman costume actually!
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2007, 11:52:52 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 13, 2007, 11:51:32 AM
He does have a spiderman costume actually!
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2007, 11:54:15 AM »
Hope it's not one of these  scared:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo_spider

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Re: Spiders
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2007, 11:56:07 AM »
We have a couple that spin webs across the path every night. Every morning I am first out and forget and break the web and have a mini freak out.  scared2:
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2007, 12:01:13 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 13, 2007, 11:56:07 AM
We have a couple that spin webs across the path every night. Every morning I am first out and forget and break the web and have a mini freak out.  scared2:
It is this big I 'spec...  whistle:
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2007, 12:01:44 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 13, 2007, 11:56:07 AM
We have a couple that spin webs across the path every night. Every morning I am first out and forget and break the web and have a mini freak out.  scared2:
[snigger] How awful! [/snigger]
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2007, 12:13:43 PM »
Feck off the lot of you! sad24:
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2007, 12:14:07 PM »
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2007, 12:14:53 PM »
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2007, 12:15:43 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 13, 2007, 12:13:43 PM
Feck off the lot of you! sad24:

I'm with you Wenchy ~ I hate the damn things. Mrs Snoopy doesn't believe that I can "hear" spiders but if there is one in the bedroom and the lights are out, I know the bugger is there and have to put on the lights and hunt it down.
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2007, 12:16:57 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on September 13, 2007, 12:15:43 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 13, 2007, 12:13:43 PM
Feck off the lot of you! sad24:

I'm with you Wenchy ~ I hate the damn things. Mrs Snoopy doesn't believe that I can "hear" spiders but if there is one in the bedroom and the lights are out, I know the bugger is there and have to put on the lights and hunt it down.

It's true!! Also Mr Wench says that if there is one in the hall there is no need to remove it before bedtime. Well what if it moves?!!?!?
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2007, 12:18:39 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 13, 2007, 12:13:43 PM
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Wash your mouth out Wenchy!

Use that glass in the corner there with the big spider in it?
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Re: Spiders
« Reply #14 on: September 13, 2007, 12:28:28 PM »
Quote from: Barman on September 13, 2007, 12:18:39 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 13, 2007, 12:13:43 PM
Feck off the lot of you! sad24:
Wash your mouth out Wenchy!

Use that glass in the corner there with the big spider in it?


You're so mean to me.  sad24:
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